Dear God: Let me win a fuckin coin flip

[Gordogg]

Is it fucking too much to ask to win a coinflip?? Played three MTT's so far today, have got my money in with the best of it or coinflip, and keep getting fuckin outdrawn. I have punched my monitor more than once tonight. Not as bad as TP's beats, but I need to vent. Thank you.

[Gordogg]

Oh yeah, to piss me off more, I busted 3 out of the money in one of them, and 4 out of the money in the other. La dee fuckin daa.

[Gordogg]

SNG. Catch nut flush on turn, but guess what. The fuckin moron that decided to go all in with K6 catches a boat on the turn. Fuckin shoot me now.

[eejit101]

you can borrow my gun from finishing 1 out of the money matey? Its loaded....

[Gordogg]

I am the poker gods' bitch right now. Even if I did shoot myself in the head, I'd probably live through it and be a fuckin vegetable the rest of my life. That's seems to be the theme of my night. And last night, and the night before.....

[Aequitas58]

It's tough. Some nights are great - things seem to work, good hands and even mediocre hands hold up, you maybe catch a few lucky cards (turning your two pair, for example), and you win your coin flips. You come away ahead, and you feel like it's "so easy."

Other times, shit just doesn't go right. Like you, that was tonight for me. I couldn't get anything together in the $20/2 on Stars. I had good cards, but I never really improved w/ anything. When you miss most of your flops in the first hour, you're put to the test in the second hour, because you're short - which I was. I had to take a coinflip (which I hate doing unless I'm a big stack leaning on a smaller stack), with 88, and I was called by an average stack w/ AQo. Q flops, and I'm sent home.

On the cash game front, I dropped well over $150. When you have two full houses LOSE to better full houses, it's just not your night.

It happens... tomorrow's another day.

[Gordogg]

Thanks man. That variance slut can suck my balls.