full tilt poker

[JDMcNugent7]

Obviously rigged cuz i CANNOT win there. I always seem to suck when moving to new sites at first.

The only time I play FT is when playing their HU tables cuz its just stupid to play 4 6m tables when I could play 12 on stars (i uprgaded from 10 to 12 yesterday)

I am getting killed in the 3/6 HU games somehow. I don't think I'm playing my best at all tho. I guess I'm gonna re-read how to play HU cuz right now I suck and am down like 2k which isnt horrible but it is bad.
In a week or so I'm gonna post a graph here no matter what of my 3/6 HU play and hopefully I'll have turned it around.

also TP, u should really make a Beats, Brag, and Variance section - as its the only forum i ever read in 2+2 and its awesome for somewhat useless posts like this one.

[Talking Poker]

If I rename the section, will you be happy?

[JDMcNugent7]

Thank you for emailing Full Tilt Poker Support.

Yes you may, your new limits are, 250,000 per day, 500,000 per week,
and
1,000,000 a month.


apparently i was wrong about 25k in a day, try 250k in a day lol. wow thats crazy.

and ya i vote the section be named "Beats, Brags, and Variance"

[Talking Poker]

Ya, no kidding, JD. I told you this in the other thread but you didn't want to believe me for some reason. Do you think I would have said that I know you can deposit 25k in one day if I couldn't?

[aixelsyD tA loL]

Full Tilt's HU tables are like a festival of who can suck out the worst. Here's some gems from the past 3k hands.

FullTiltPoker Game #1364276826: Table Spoon (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:29:48 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd ($1,418.50)
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol ($886.50)
MaXXXstaKd posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [Ad As]
MaXXXstaKd raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $54
MaXXXstaKd calls $36
*** FLOP *** [Qc 3s 8h]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $84
MaXXXstaKd calls $84
*** TURN *** [Qc 3s 8h] [4c]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $210
MaXXXstaKd calls $210
*** RIVER *** [Qc 3s 8h 4c] [9h]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $538.50, and is all in Yes, he was fucking dumb enough to go broke with a Q here
MaXXXstaKd calls $538.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aixelsyd ta lol shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
MaXXXstaKd shows [9c 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
MaXXXstaKd wins the pot ($1,772.50) with three of a kind, Nines
aixelsyd ta lol is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,773 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 3s 8h 4c 9h]
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd (small blind) showed [9c 9s] and won ($1,772.50) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces

Runner runner goodness

FullTiltPoker Game #1364150290: Table Spoon (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:05:10 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd ($573)
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,747.50)
MaXXXstaKd posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [7d 7c]
MaXXXstaKd raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Kd 7s 5d]
aixelsyd ta lol checks
MaXXXstaKd bets $36
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $144
MaXXXstaKd calls $108
*** TURN *** [Kd 7s 5d] [Ks]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $246
MaXXXstaKd raises to $411, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $165
MaXXXstaKd shows [6h Kc]
aixelsyd ta lol shows [7d 7c]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 7s 5d Ks] [6d]
MaXXXstaKd shows a full house, Kings full of Sixes
aixelsyd ta lol shows a full house, Sevens full of Kings
MaXXXstaKd wins the pot ($1,145.50) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,146 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kd 7s 5d Ks 6d]
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd (small blind) showed [6h Kc] and won ($1,145.50) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Kings

Not a bad beat, just showing how retarded villain was

FullTiltPoker Game #1364193344: Table Spoon (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:13:23 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd ($1,014)
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,300)
MaXXXstaKd posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [Ad Ks]
MaXXXstaKd raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $60
MaXXXstaKd calls $42
*** FLOP *** [5d Jc 5s]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $87
MaXXXstaKd calls $87
*** TURN *** [5d Jc 5s] [Kh]
aixelsyd ta lol checks
MaXXXstaKd checks
*** RIVER *** [5d Jc 5s Kh] [2h]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $297
MaXXXstaKd calls $297
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aixelsyd ta lol shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
MaXXXstaKd shows [5h Qh] (three of a kind, Fives)
MaXXXstaKd wins the pot ($887.50) with three of a kind, Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $888 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5d Jc 5s Kh 2h]
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd (small blind) showed [5h Qh] and won ($887.50) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [Ad Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives

Standard retard that never folds preflop

FullTiltPoker Game #1349302776: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:59:39 ET - 2006/12/03
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($2,445.50)
Seat 2: jewish_style ($775.50)
jewish_style posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [8d 8h]
jewish_style raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $54
jewish_style calls $36
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5s Js]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $84
jewish_style calls $84
*** TURN *** [Tc 5s Js] [8c]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $210
jewish_style raises to $637.50, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $427.50
jewish_style shows [9c 5c]
aixelsyd ta lol shows [8d 8h]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5s Js 8c] [Qd]
jewish_style shows a straight, Queen high
aixelsyd ta lol shows three of a kind, Eights
jewish_style wins the pot ($1,550.50) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,551 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 5s Js 8c Qd]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [8d 8h] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: jewish_style (small blind) showed [9c 5c] and won ($1,550.50) with a straight, Queen high


I misclicked on turn and only called instead of pushing. Result would have been same

FullTiltPoker Game #1348408441: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:31:44 ET - 2006/12/03
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,007.50)
Seat 2: jewish_style ($626.50)
aixelsyd ta lol posts the small blind of $3
jewish_style posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [6s 5s]
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $21
jewish_style calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6h 6d]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $36
jewish_style calls $36
*** TURN *** [Ac 6h 6d] [8c]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $117
jewish_style raises to $465
aixelsyd ta lol calls $348
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6h 6d 8c] [Ad]
jewish_style bets $104.50, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $104.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jewish_style shows [As 8s] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
aixelsyd ta lol mucks
jewish_style wins the pot ($1,252.50) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
aixelsyd ta lol adds $219
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,253 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ac 6h 6d 8c Ad]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (small blind) mucked [6s 5s] - a full house, Sixes full of Aces
Seat 2: jewish_style (big blind) showed [As 8s] and won ($1,252.50) with a full house, Aces full of Eights

Lets float two streets and catch like usual

FullTiltPoker Game #1349044065: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:18:24 ET - 2006/12/03
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,307.75)
Seat 2: jewish_style ($1,717.50)
aixelsyd ta lol posts the small blind of $3
jewish_style posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [6c 8s]
aixelsyd ta lol: flop a set or two pair?
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $21
jewish_style calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Td 8h 7h]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $36
jewish_style calls $36
*** TURN *** [Td 8h 7h] [4c]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $90
jewish_style calls $90
*** RIVER *** [Td 8h 7h 4c] [9d]
jewish_style bets $294
aixelsyd ta lol calls $294
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jewish_style shows [As Js] (a straight, Jack high)
aixelsyd ta lol mucks
jewish_style wins the pot ($881.50) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $882 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td 8h 7h 4c 9d]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (small blind) mucked [6c 8s] - a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: jewish_style (big blind) showed [As Js] and won ($881.50) with a straight, Jack high

To be fair, I'll show the one time I sucked out for the win.

FullTiltPoker Game #1332128591: Table Samia (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:49:11 ET - 2006/11/30
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,937.50)
Seat 2: crf250rider04 ($484.50)
aixelsyd ta lol posts the small blind of $3
crf250rider04 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [Th 7c]
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $21
crf250rider04 calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6c 9c]
crf250rider04 bets $24
aixelsyd ta lol calls $24
*** TURN *** [Ts 6c 9c] [6s]
crf250rider04 bets $54
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $252
crf250rider04 raises to $439.50, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $187.50
crf250rider04 shows [Ks Kc]
aixelsyd ta lol shows [Th 7c]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6c 9c 6s] [8d]
crf250rider04 shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
aixelsyd ta lol shows a straight, Ten high
aixelsyd ta lol wins the pot ($968.50) with a straight, Ten high
crf250rider04 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $969 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts 6c 9c 6s 8d]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (small blind) showed [Th 7c] and won ($968.50) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: crf250rider04 (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes

[JDMcNugent7]

i cashed my $ out. I got tons of bad beats and I need to just concentrate on stars. I did end up winning like 1.5k off the 36 tables tho, but fill tilt tilts me so hard for some reason.

[Robbr25]

Ok since we are posting, check out Ivey's big loss and last hand of the night yesterday:
Not a real bad bad beat, but still sucks (52/47 Ivey favor)

FullTiltPoker Game #1360949102: Table Halbert (heads up) - $300/$600 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:16:44 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: Phil Ivey ($61,547.50)
Seat 2: sbrugby ($63,097)
Phil Ivey posts the small blind of $300
sbrugby posts the big blind of $600
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Phil Ivey raises to $1,800
sbrugby calls $1,200
*** FLOP *** [8d Ts 5d]
sbrugby bets $3,250
Phil Ivey raises to $12,000
sbrugby has 15 seconds left to act
sbrugby raises to $61,297, and is all in
Phil Ivey calls $47,747.50, and is all in
sbrugby shows [7d Td]
Phil Ivey shows [Ad Ah]
Uncalled bet of $1,549.50 returned to sbrugby
*** TURN *** [8d Ts 5d] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [8d Ts 5d 3d] [7h]
sbrugby shows a flush, Ten high
Phil Ivey shows a pair of Aces
sbrugby wins the pot ($123,094.50) with a flush, Ten high
Phil Ivey is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $123,095 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d Ts 5d 3d 7h]
Seat 1: Phil Ivey (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: sbrugby (big blind) showed [7d Td] and won ($123,094.50) with a flush, Ten high

[Talking Poker]

Damn that was hard to read. Please cut out the observer bullshit in the future.

[Robbr25]

Sorry did not see there was that much bs captured by poker tracker, I fix