full tilt poker
 

Obviously rigged cuz i CANNOT win there. I always seem to suck when moving to new sites at first.

The only time I play FT is when playing their HU tables cuz its just stupid to play 4 6m tables when I could play 12 on stars (i uprgaded from 10 to 12 yesterday)

I am getting killed in the 3/6 HU games somehow. I don't think I'm playing my best at all tho. I guess I'm gonna re-read how to play HU cuz right now I suck and am down like 2k which isnt horrible but it is bad.
In a week or so I'm gonna post a graph here no matter what of my 3/6 HU play and hopefully I'll have turned it around.

also TP, u should really make a Beats, Brag, and Variance section - as its the only forum i ever read in 2+2 and its awesome for somewhat useless posts like this one.

If I rename the section, will you be happy?

Thank you for emailing Full Tilt Poker Support.

Yes you may, your new limits are, 250,000 per day, 500,000 per week,
and
1,000,000 a month.


apparently i was wrong about 25k in a day, try 250k in a day lol. wow thats crazy.

and ya i vote the section be named "Beats, Brags, and Variance"

Ya, no kidding, JD. :rolleyes: I told you this in the other thread but you didn't want to believe me for some reason. :rolleyes: Do you think I would have said that I know you can deposit 25k in one day if I couldn't? :rolleyes:

:cheers: :rolleyes:

Full Tilt's HU tables are like a festival of who can suck out the worst. Here's some gems from the past 3k hands.

FullTiltPoker Game #1364276826: Table Spoon (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:29:48 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd ($1,418.50)
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol ($886.50)
MaXXXstaKd posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [Ad As]
MaXXXstaKd raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $54
MaXXXstaKd calls $36
*** FLOP *** [Qc 3s 8h]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $84
MaXXXstaKd calls $84
*** TURN *** [Qc 3s 8h] [4c]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $210
MaXXXstaKd calls $210
*** RIVER *** [Qc 3s 8h 4c] [9h]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $538.50, and is all in Yes, he was fucking dumb enough to go broke with a Q here
MaXXXstaKd calls $538.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aixelsyd ta lol shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
MaXXXstaKd shows [9c 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
MaXXXstaKd wins the pot ($1,772.50) with three of a kind, Nines
aixelsyd ta lol is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,773 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 3s 8h 4c 9h]
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd (small blind) showed [9c 9s] and won ($1,772.50) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces

Runner runner goodness

FullTiltPoker Game #1364150290: Table Spoon (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:05:10 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd ($573)
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,747.50)
MaXXXstaKd posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [7d 7c]
MaXXXstaKd raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Kd 7s 5d]
aixelsyd ta lol checks
MaXXXstaKd bets $36
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $144
MaXXXstaKd calls $108
*** TURN *** [Kd 7s 5d] [Ks]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $246
MaXXXstaKd raises to $411, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $165
MaXXXstaKd shows [6h Kc]
aixelsyd ta lol shows [7d 7c]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 7s 5d Ks] [6d]
MaXXXstaKd shows a full house, Kings full of Sixes
aixelsyd ta lol shows a full house, Sevens full of Kings
MaXXXstaKd wins the pot ($1,145.50) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,146 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kd 7s 5d Ks 6d]
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd (small blind) showed [6h Kc] and won ($1,145.50) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Kings

Not a bad beat, just showing how retarded villain was

FullTiltPoker Game #1364193344: Table Spoon (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:13:23 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd ($1,014)
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,300)
MaXXXstaKd posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [Ad Ks]
MaXXXstaKd raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $60
MaXXXstaKd calls $42
*** FLOP *** [5d Jc 5s]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $87
MaXXXstaKd calls $87
*** TURN *** [5d Jc 5s] [Kh]
aixelsyd ta lol checks
MaXXXstaKd checks
*** RIVER *** [5d Jc 5s Kh] [2h]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $297
MaXXXstaKd calls $297
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aixelsyd ta lol shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
MaXXXstaKd shows [5h Qh] (three of a kind, Fives)
MaXXXstaKd wins the pot ($887.50) with three of a kind, Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $888 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5d Jc 5s Kh 2h]
Seat 1: MaXXXstaKd (small blind) showed [5h Qh] and won ($887.50) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [Ad Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives

Standard retard that never folds preflop

FullTiltPoker Game #1349302776: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:59:39 ET - 2006/12/03
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($2,445.50)
Seat 2: jewish_style ($775.50)
jewish_style posts the small blind of $3
aixelsyd ta lol posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [8d 8h]
jewish_style raises to $18
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $54
jewish_style calls $36
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5s Js]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $84
jewish_style calls $84
*** TURN *** [Tc 5s Js] [8c]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $210
jewish_style raises to $637.50, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $427.50
jewish_style shows [9c 5c]
aixelsyd ta lol shows [8d 8h]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5s Js 8c] [Qd]
jewish_style shows a straight, Queen high
aixelsyd ta lol shows three of a kind, Eights
jewish_style wins the pot ($1,550.50) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,551 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 5s Js 8c Qd]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (big blind) showed [8d 8h] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: jewish_style (small blind) showed [9c 5c] and won ($1,550.50) with a straight, Queen high


I misclicked on turn and only called instead of pushing. Result would have been same

FullTiltPoker Game #1348408441: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:31:44 ET - 2006/12/03
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,007.50)
Seat 2: jewish_style ($626.50)
aixelsyd ta lol posts the small blind of $3
jewish_style posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [6s 5s]
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $21
jewish_style calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6h 6d]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $36
jewish_style calls $36
*** TURN *** [Ac 6h 6d] [8c]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $117
jewish_style raises to $465
aixelsyd ta lol calls $348
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6h 6d 8c] [Ad]
jewish_style bets $104.50, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $104.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jewish_style shows [As 8s] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
aixelsyd ta lol mucks
jewish_style wins the pot ($1,252.50) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
aixelsyd ta lol adds $219
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,253 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ac 6h 6d 8c Ad]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (small blind) mucked [6s 5s] - a full house, Sixes full of Aces
Seat 2: jewish_style (big blind) showed [As 8s] and won ($1,252.50) with a full house, Aces full of Eights

Lets float two streets and catch like usual

FullTiltPoker Game #1349044065: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:18:24 ET - 2006/12/03
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,307.75)
Seat 2: jewish_style ($1,717.50)
aixelsyd ta lol posts the small blind of $3
jewish_style posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [6c 8s]
aixelsyd ta lol: flop a set or two pair?
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $21
jewish_style calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Td 8h 7h]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $36
jewish_style calls $36
*** TURN *** [Td 8h 7h] [4c]
jewish_style checks
aixelsyd ta lol bets $90
jewish_style calls $90
*** RIVER *** [Td 8h 7h 4c] [9d]
jewish_style bets $294
aixelsyd ta lol calls $294
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jewish_style shows [As Js] (a straight, Jack high)
aixelsyd ta lol mucks
jewish_style wins the pot ($881.50) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $882 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td 8h 7h 4c 9d]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (small blind) mucked [6c 8s] - a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: jewish_style (big blind) showed [As Js] and won ($881.50) with a straight, Jack high

To be fair, I'll show the one time I sucked out for the win.

FullTiltPoker Game #1332128591: Table Samia (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:49:11 ET - 2006/11/30
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol ($1,937.50)
Seat 2: crf250rider04 ($484.50)
aixelsyd ta lol posts the small blind of $3
crf250rider04 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [Th 7c]
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $21
crf250rider04 calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6c 9c]
crf250rider04 bets $24
aixelsyd ta lol calls $24
*** TURN *** [Ts 6c 9c] [6s]
crf250rider04 bets $54
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $252
crf250rider04 raises to $439.50, and is all in
aixelsyd ta lol calls $187.50
crf250rider04 shows [Ks Kc]
aixelsyd ta lol shows [Th 7c]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6c 9c 6s] [8d]
crf250rider04 shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
aixelsyd ta lol shows a straight, Ten high
aixelsyd ta lol wins the pot ($968.50) with a straight, Ten high
crf250rider04 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $969 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts 6c 9c 6s 8d]
Seat 1: aixelsyd ta lol (small blind) showed [Th 7c] and won ($968.50) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: crf250rider04 (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes

i cashed my $ out. I got tons of bad beats and I need to just concentrate on stars. I did end up winning like 1.5k off the 36 tables tho, but fill tilt tilts me so hard for some reason.

Ivey gets Aces cracked
 

Ok since we are posting, check out Ivey's big loss and last hand of the night yesterday:
Not a real bad bad beat, but still sucks (52/47 Ivey favor)

FullTiltPoker Game #1360949102: Table Halbert (heads up) - $300/$600 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:16:44 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: Phil Ivey ($61,547.50)
Seat 2: sbrugby ($63,097)
Phil Ivey posts the small blind of $300
sbrugby posts the big blind of $600
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Phil Ivey raises to $1,800
sbrugby calls $1,200
*** FLOP *** [8d Ts 5d]
sbrugby bets $3,250
Phil Ivey raises to $12,000
sbrugby has 15 seconds left to act
sbrugby raises to $61,297, and is all in
Phil Ivey calls $47,747.50, and is all in
sbrugby shows [7d Td]
Phil Ivey shows [Ad Ah]
Uncalled bet of $1,549.50 returned to sbrugby
*** TURN *** [8d Ts 5d] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [8d Ts 5d 3d] [7h]
sbrugby shows a flush, Ten high
Phil Ivey shows a pair of Aces
sbrugby wins the pot ($123,094.50) with a flush, Ten high
Phil Ivey is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $123,095 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d Ts 5d 3d 7h]
Seat 1: Phil Ivey (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: sbrugby (big blind) showed [7d Td] and won ($123,094.50) with a flush, Ten high

Damn that was hard to read. Please cut out the observer bullshit in the future. :thumbsup:

Sorry did not see there was that much bs captured by poker tracker, I fix