Soccer -

[ChipFish]

Soccer is neat!

I'll explain it to those of you who are unsure how it works:

1) Place big white ball anyplace on field.
2) Have members of opposing team run towards ball
3) ***IMPORTANT***
Without actually contacting a)the ball or b)each other, see which person can hit the ground crying like little girl first.
4) Get carried out on stretcher
5) Head back out for next play and repeat above steps until game is declared a 0-0 draw or a shoot the lights out 1-0 hammering.



Actually this is my favourite part of soccer --->