OMG! everyone I quit

[Talking Poker]

1. You certainly can deposit $20k into Full Tilt in one day, and you should know that.
2. I thought your friends didn't know how much money you made playing poker.
3. Since when do your (non poker playing, I assume) friends know the names of other popular online poker players, let alone the existence of 2+2?
4. Your kinda drunk friend is an idiot. Feel free to tell him I said so.... if he actually exists, that is.

See, this story still doesn't quite add up with things we've you've told us in the past. And you certainly can't deny that this post is 100% in your "handwriting:"

Now for my theory: JD got drunk last night and made the post above himself (possibly with the encouragement of other people). When JD woke up today and saw the heartfelt, caring responses from other members of this forum, he felt really badly about it and wanted to clear the air. Rather than risk being labeled a full of shit eejit, he came up with this cover story and blamed it on an imaginary "friend" of his.

That's my theory.