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			I am now up to 7 SNG's in a row without cashing in one!!  I am getting the worst cards you can imagine and getting the few good hands I have cracked by hands I am DOMINATING.  I know the odds, I know the statistics, it just can't keep happening this way.  This is just spooky, I mean almost unholy what is going on!!  It's not even the money that I am behind (I reload in January anyway) but you just can't keep losing this way.  Honestly I am not playing like a schmuck, I am playing at least as good and probably way better that the idiots at the table who are sucking out at record pace.  Am I on Party's shit list or something?   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			If you need me I will be in the closet waiting for the sky to fall. 
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			Where in god's name did you find that emoticon? Thats just sad man.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			It's not the $5 + 1 on Party is it? If so, jump up to $10+1, and you should have (just a few) fewer bad beats and of course a 10 vs. 20 percent rake.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			usually what i do when this is happening is i'll change to party if i'm using stars, or stars if i'm using party, and see how my luck changes.  i know it sounds like a stupid useless tactic, but i'm ok with it.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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