Rant

[GeoffM]

"Jagr coming in off the wing like a rented mule."

"I'll scratch my back with a chainsaw."

"He shoots, he scores, and I'll never teach a pig to fly."

Priceless memories. They actually show many of his goal calls on the local sports networks up here in Toronto.

Shit, I'll think of some more.

[GeoffM]

On the bright side, it looks like Mark Cuban and Dan Marino are trying to buy the Penguins.

Lois, Finkel, Einhorn