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Old 06-09-06, 11:42 AM
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dude, your mad
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Old 06-09-06, 12:30 PM
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Hi pot, meet kettle
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Old 06-09-06, 12:33 PM
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lol
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Old 06-09-06, 12:38 PM
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You TOTALLY stole that from me! I am POSITIVE that I made that up.
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Old 06-09-06, 12:41 PM
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Somebody hit you up with that 10 spot, huh?


Now close your eyes and visualize how much you would have raked in had you been sitting at the table with the maximum!!
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Old 06-09-06, 01:15 PM
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Nope won 15 from a friend playing golf on sunday so i told him to pay me online..
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Old 06-09-06, 02:31 PM
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LOL - next time I'll consult with my MLA and properly reference the source.
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Old 06-09-06, 02:32 PM
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This is why you should always have the max. Youd be at 200$ if you had bought in for the max

PokerStars Game #5201290074: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/06/09 - 14:29:42 (ET)
Table 'Semele II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: LarryRDicker ($30 in chips)
Seat 2: dumbass_dug ($97 in chips)
Seat 3: TheLaterDays ($43.80 in chips)
Seat 4: curielche ($100.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Stu_Hunger ($81.50 in chips)
Seat 6: polynesia ($50.15 in chips)
polynesia said, "idiot later"
TheLaterDays: posts small blind $0.50
curielche: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Stu_Hunger: folds
polynesia: folds
LarryRDicker: folds
polynesia said, "flush you lose"
dumbass_dug: raises $2 to $3
curielche said, "i know"
TheLaterDays: calls $2.50
curielche: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [5d Kd 7d]
polynesia said, "with me"
TheLaterDays said, "thanks you had a winner if im not mistaken"
TheLaterDays: checks
curielche: bets $1
dumbass_dug: folds
TheLaterDays: raises $39.80 to $40.80 and is all-in
TheLaterDays said, "fold"
TheLaterDays said, "ty"
polynesia said, "good for vcurie"
curielche: calls $39.80
*** TURN *** [5d Kd 7d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5d Kd 7d Tc] [As]
TheLaterDays said, "HAHAHAHAHA"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheLaterDays: shows [Td 4d] (a flush, King high)
curielche: mucks hand
TheLaterDays said, "TY FISHHHHH"
curielche leaves the table
TheLaterDays collected $87.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $90.60 | Rake $3
Board [5d Kd 7d Tc As]
Seat 1: LarryRDicker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dumbass_dug (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: TheLaterDays (small blind) showed [Td 4d] and won ($87.60) with a flush, King high
Seat 4: curielche (big blind) mucked
Seat 5: Stu_Hunger folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: polynesia folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 06-09-06, 02:41 PM
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its not hi pot meet kettle, it's supposed to be

Hi pot, Im kettle, you're black
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Old 06-09-06, 02:55 PM
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Yesh - I know. I exercised some creative rights to it and omitted the black part out of sensitivity to anyone who may be overly sensitive.

The "spirit" of the statement remained.
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No, the version I made up is EXACTLY: "Hi pot, meet kettle." I've also used slight variations of that such as the more complex, "Hello pot, I'd like to introduce you to kettle" and the simplified, "Pot, meet kettle."

bdawg can verify. I've been using that line for years.
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WTF. You are such a donkey!
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This thread is tempting me to add TLD to my buddy list and go find him right now.

I'm not even kidding.
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Old 06-09-06, 12:50 PM
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Yeah man, cos i play 8 5 off suit every day.
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Dude - they were soooooooted!
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Old 06-09-06, 01:41 PM
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But he was soooooooooooooooted.
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