Usual nonsense

[Akverno]

Ahh, busted out of a Double Shootout on at 6th place, one before I would have at least gotten decent money. Anyway, decided to play a mtt afterwards and didn't get dealt anything. And I mean anything, I finally got a hand and pushed and this is how good my table imagine was. Honestly AT offsuit.

PokerStars Game #5026070410: Tournament #25060809, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/05/23 - 04:01:51 (ET)
Table '25060809 30' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bigdan787 (7515 in chips)
Seat 2: guitmatt (3475 in chips)
Seat 3: akverno2 (745 in chips)
Seat 4: Ortyone (5135 in chips)
Seat 6: milk714 (4145 in chips)
Seat 7: IrishLust (1445 in chips)
Seat 8: elms007 (2370 in chips)
Seat 9: Raeven (1880 in chips)
akverno2: posts small blind 50
Ortyone: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [Kd Kc]
milk714: folds
IrishLust: folds
elms007: folds
Raeven: calls 100
bigdan787: calls 100
guitmatt: folds
akverno2: raises 645 to 745 and is all-in
Ortyone: calls 645
Raeven: folds
bigdan787: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c Th 9s]
*** TURN *** [8c Th 9s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [8c Th 9s 6s] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
akverno2: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
Ortyone: shows [Ts Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Ortyone collected 1690 from pot
hammer6pack is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1690 | Rake 0
Board [8c Th 9s 6s As]
Seat 1: bigdan787 folded before Flop
Seat 2: guitmatt (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: akverno2 (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Ortyone (big blind) showed [Ts Ac] and won (1690) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 6: milk714 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: IrishLust folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: elms007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Raeven folded before Flop

[Akverno]

Just flat out unbelievable, i know it was technically a race, but what the hell was this guy thinking?

PokerStars Game #5046042985: Tournament #25332261, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2006/05/25 - 04:55:25 (ET)
Table '25332261 13' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: P3t3r22 (22618 in chips)
Seat 2: chaja (9322 in chips)
Seat 3: 8Snowmans8 (39135 in chips)
Seat 5: Zao777 (25243 in chips)
Seat 6: ARABIAN45 (19576 in chips)
Seat 7: akverno2 (6261 in chips)
Seat 8: Nakor02 (37189 in chips)
P3t3r22: posts the ante 75
chaja: posts the ante 75
8Snowmans8: posts the ante 75
Zao777: posts the ante 75
ARABIAN45: posts the ante 75
akverno2: posts the ante 75
Nakor02: posts the ante 75
Nakor02: posts small blind 600
P3t3r22: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [5d 5s]
chaja: folds
8Snowmans8: calls 1200
Zao777: calls 1200
ARABIAN45: folds
akverno2: raises 4986 to 6186 and is all-in
Nakor02: folds
P3t3r22: folds
8Snowmans8: calls 4986
Zao777: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 7c 4d]
P3t3r22 said, "i had 88"
*** TURN *** [Ks 7c 4d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 7c 4d 6d] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
8Snowmans8: shows [8h 6c] (a pair of Sixes)
akverno2: shows [5d 5s] (a pair of Fives)
akverno2 said, "unbelievable"
8Snowmans8 collected 15897 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15897 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 7c 4d 6d Tc]
Seat 1: P3t3r22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: chaja folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 8Snowmans8 showed [8h 6c] and won (15897) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: Zao777 folded before Flop
Seat 6: ARABIAN45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: akverno2 (button) showed [5d 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 8: Nakor02 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Akverno]

WTF? Why oh why can't I win a crucial hand?

PokerStars Game #5051508763: Tournament #25366048, $1.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/05/25 - 20:20:37 (ET)
Table '25366048 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: akverno2 (1065 in chips)
Seat 2: Irishgirl63 (860 in chips)
Seat 3: wildcat1963 (1650 in chips)
Seat 5: denis1956 (9550 in chips)
Seat 7: snappaheed (13875 in chips)
akverno2: posts the ante 25
Irishgirl63: posts the ante 25
wildcat1963: posts the ante 25
denis1956: posts the ante 25
snappaheed: posts the ante 25
snappaheed: posts small blind 200
akverno2: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [Qh 5d]
Irishgirl63: folds
wildcat1963: folds
denis1956: calls 400
snappaheed: folds
akverno2: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 8s Qd]
akverno2: bets 640 and is all-in
denis1956: calls 640
*** TURN *** [8c 8s Qd] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8c 8s Qd Ah] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
akverno2: shows [Qh 5d] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
denis1956: shows [7h As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
denis1956 collected 2405 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2405 | Rake 0
Board [8c 8s Qd Ah Kd]
Seat 1: akverno2 (big blind) showed [Qh 5d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: Irishgirl63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wildcat1963 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: denis1956 (button) showed [7h As] and won (2405) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 7: snappaheed (small blind) folded before Flop

edit: my original first line was quite insensetive, and I felt bad for it so I changed it.