More legal issues -- looks like I'm about to be a felon

[melioris]

This thread is messy, not even Jesus could make this save. (Although in his prime, a coked up Grant Fuhr probably could have). I ain’t Jesus or coked up, but I will try.

First, it is ok kids, mom and dad can fight and still love each other. I think the bottom line is that we should all put pressure on our government to legalize and regulate online gambling. It might have to wait until we get rid of the guy who believes that he has conversations with God. (no shit, he has stated this on several occasions. Everywhere else we call that person crazy, in DC we call him Mr. President.)

Second, if anyone puts any more pictures up, they better be of Thai hookers, Chuck Norris, or Chuck Norris with some Thai hookers.

Third, we are not going to turn this into a discussion of energy policy. This is not the place to have that discussion. EE, the fundamental reason why you pay more for gas is because you lost the Revolutionary War, deal with it.

Fourth, back to the start. I still like 2Tone’s idea of falling on this sword of justice and getting the sites to pay for his defense. He could be represented by the unholy alliance of the poker sites and the ACLU.

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