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Old 04-05-06, 02:23 PM
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I was just like JTown for a long time. I lurked here for months before I started posting. Lets hear some more 1st posts guys!
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Old 04-05-06, 02:42 PM
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Did you really? That's funny. Glad you finally decided to step forward and make that first post!

While I think someone could get a lot from this forum just by reading, I think they could get a lot more by participating - posting some of their own HHs, commenting on others (right or wrong, this forces you to REALLY think through situations and this makes you a better player), and in general, just becoming a part of the community.
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Old 04-05-06, 04:15 PM
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Bunny say to me to come and so i am here. she too sexy to say no to.

I do not post parceque i do not write good english.

I do faveur pour Bunny... become partypokerplaya she say she give me date. I see no date et no bunnykiss.

I still wait for you ma chouette.

She tell me I have to say something nice to win money. J'ne sais pas quoi dire. Alors, i will give you something i find of sophie. we one time good friend, then lose touch. Voila sexy sophie et sexy me, Alex.

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Old 04-05-06, 04:28 PM
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GOOD POST...................whos on the Bud now
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Old 04-05-06, 04:31 PM
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Bonjour Wizeguy. A aimé le poteau. Il est évident que vous avez une petite hantise avec le lapin Bon pour avoir finalement de vous signaler, et de la chance en cette concurrence.
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Old 04-05-06, 04:56 PM
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(This will be ugly, but no translation help used, so cut me some slack)

Je parle (ecrit?) un tres, tres, tres peux Francais. Merci pour la poste, WizeGuy! Et merci pour la photo sexy de bunny. hawh-hawh-HUH! (Mon laugh francais)

Wow... mon francais est merde, eh?

Aurevoir!
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Old 04-05-06, 05:00 PM
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Tranlates as....




I speak one very, very, very can French. Thank you for the post office, WizeGuy! And thank you for the sexy photograph for bunny. hawh-hawh-HUH! (My French laugh) Is Wow... my French shit, eh? Bye!
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Old 04-06-06, 07:21 AM
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Hope you're joking. He's 85% French, so to see him even write this much, is impressive.

I'm not happy with him, posting my picture up, though. But knowing how he is, (like his namesake) my own fault for alerting him to this contest. Expect the unexpectable from him.

Lesson learned.

edit: 85% French speaking.

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Old 04-06-06, 12:49 PM
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How can you be 85% french. When he was born, was the hospital an eight in the english sector? And when he popped out, his body from the knees down was in the english sector too??
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Bah, I suppose for $20 I can give up my lurkerness (new word?).

I've been wanted to get into playing some online poker for a while now. I play the occasional home game here and there, but nothing serious. However, I do have an obsessive-compulsive personality, and usually spend more time reading and studying anything I do moreso than actually doing it (hence my lurking here for so long). Perhaps I need a little kickstart to get playing *nudge nudge*.

While I'm certainly not a 'great' player, I can pretty much count on cleaning up on anyone who's bad, new, drunk, high, or just not taking the game seriously. I bring my chips to any weekend party trip to the cottage, and have my beer paid for by the end. I'm patient, understand the basic strategies, and can pick up on the typical 'newbie' tells. Against anyone who really knows what they're doing though... I'd have to rely more on a good run of luck.

Something I've wanted to do for a while is learn how to play some limit hold-em, well enough to hopefully break even with some low-level online play. I was bored one day, and bought Helmuth's book, but wasn't all that impressed with it. If someone could recommend a good book, it'd be much appreciated.

Cheers,

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Edit: Awwe, why no animated avatars? I can't frequent a forum without my favourite! :P
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I

AM


GOING


TO


KILL


YOU



ALEXANDRE!


Print it!

edit: Okay, Killing him is a bit much. I won't hurt him, on condition he removes the picture from here and retracts his lie, of me offering him a date in exchange for the Party favor. Which never happened.

La dernière fois que j'te demande de me faire une faveur, Alex. Menteur.


TalkingPoker - I think WizeGuy should be disqualified and I think you should consider adding "verysolvent" to this list. He's only had 5 posts but ever since I asked him to come, he's at least participated and posted. That's deserving of something, don't you think?

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Old 04-05-06, 07:28 PM
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If you wear something nice hell probably let you
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Old 04-05-06, 08:40 PM
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Maybe, but not this contest. This one is for the true lurkers. And so far so good! (Meaning, it's working, at least a little bit)

P.S. I like that you wrote "Print it."
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Old 04-20-06, 06:18 PM
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Calme toi ce n'est pas la fin du monde sophie. est-ce que j'ai gagné quelque chose ici ? où sont mes 20.$



Sophie jj'ai entendu que ta mère est malade est-elle mieux maintenant?
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