Virgin Here....

[holdemstewart]

okay, the trip didnt really go as I planned. Sat down at the $3/$6 at about 7:30 pm, around 9ish I was up a good $150. 10 oclock a 70 year old woman sat down (LOADED). She didnt know how to play, kept asking the dealer, okay, "what can I do now?". In my head, the word DEAD MONEY wouldnt stop shouting. She Raised preflop EVERY hand. I caught QJ on the button and decided to reraise her and see her reaction. She came right over the top of me and reraised. I decided to straight call. the flop comes Qs Jc 2d. Rainbow flop with two pair. I decide to bet the hell out of it. She bet and I reraised. She reraised and I came over the top of her. The turn is a 5s. she bets out 6. I raise to 12. She raises to 18. In my mind, I was starting to think she either had another two pair and I was in good shape, or she hit a set. I just called her raise. The river showed me a 7s. With her moves on the flop, I really didnt put her on the flush cause she kept reraising. Thinking I was in good position, I reraised to 12 after the bet the 6. She reraised and I did too, She turns over 10s-2s. Everyone at the table was kinda like, can you see your cards woman?! I was sooooo pissed. After I left the casino at 4am, I ended up down $100 mostly to the old woman who pulled that stuff out of her ass ALL NIGHT!

[Robbie Robb]

HEY! Don't talk about my grandma like that!

Seriously dude, that SUCKS. The one thing this little anecdote goes to show is that consistent suckouts are not the exclusive domain of the online sites.

{makes mental note to self - next trip to casino, watch out for seventy year old female grinders that pretend not to know what they're doing}

[JDMcNugent7]

At least u got to play live - even tho grandma busted u. lol
I'm 18 and live in Missouri too - kinda weird.

[holdemstewart]

Where at in MO? Maybe we will take a trip to OK together in a few weeks.

[holdemstewart]

im in st. joseph