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Old 02-05-06, 12:04 AM
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Well I saved it cus I found it amusing. Was going to post it on a friend's blog. But here it is....for those of you who weren't there...enjoy! lol


Meliss20 [observer]: Panda

Meliss20 [observer]: i suggest you leave

Robbie Robb: why would Panda leave?
MathBabe: Thanks Mayhem!
Meliss20 [observer]: Begging
MathBabe: 'Cause I said he couldn't have a dollar
snowbrdr722 [observer]: you aren't?

Rogue23: chad - are you IN the league, or just playing?
Meliss20 [observer]: no
nflchad: just playing
Meliss20 [observer]: I just asked
SurfinPanda [observer]: why do you think i am begging lol?
Rogue23: cool
Meliss20 [observer]: i didnt even ask
Meliss20 [observer]: I said i need one
Meliss20 [observer]: I didnt ask



snowbrdr722 [observer]: you did ask
Rogue23: because she is. and i'm kinda wishing you would both go

Meliss20 [observer]: NO

snowbrdr722 [observer]: lol
Meliss20 [observer]: I didnt
Rogue23: kiss of death
Robbie Robb: yep
Rogue23: RR is pwning here.


Meliss20 [observer]: The thing is Rob is really hott
Meliss20 [observer]: and I know he has a dollar for me

Robbie Robb: my wife thinks so :-)
Robbie Robb: damn...where's nikki when I need her
:-)

MathBabe: That's so sweet... :-)
Meliss20 [observer]: You ever considered having an affair?
Rogue23: funny - i just typed "hiw wife controls the money"
Rookette22 [observer]: lol does niki know u pick up chicks in here robbie?
Robbie Robb: bwa ha ha!
MathBabe: I think it's the other way around..
Robbie Robb: Rookie baby! You made it!
Rogue23: hey rook
Rookette22 [observer]: hey melissa take a hike
MathBabe: LOL
Rookette22 [observer]: leave the married guys alone

Rookette22 [observer]: rogue'

MathBabe: Rook is cheerleader AND bouncer!
Meliss20 [observer]: Ok im sorry
nflchad: CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rookette22 [observer]: is free btw
Rogue23: our preferreed cheerleader is in the house
Rookette22 [observer]: lol

Meliss20 [observer]: any singles in here
Meliss20 [observer]: ?

Robbie Robb: my money's on Rook!
Rookette22 [observer]: ya i'm free melissa

Robbie Robb: haha


Rookette22 [observer]: single that is
Meliss20 [observer]: Ill bet 10 dollars Robbie Robb wins
Meliss20 [observer]: Anyone wanna take me on that
Robbie Robb: you're begging for a dollar.


Robbie Robb: i don't think you can cover a $10 bet
Meliss20 [observer]: I do
Rogue23: rogue is not free. i cost at least $5 per night.
Robbie Robb: Shabi? Where are you????
Meliss20 [observer]: I want to enter a 10 + 1

MathBabe: I'm going to try and fire up PT again while we're on break
Rogue23: nice stack there chad
Meliss20 [observer]: and i dont have the dollar
mayhem45 [observer]: yeah same here
Meliss20 [observer]: Ill sell my 2 fpp
Rogue23: major bummer meliss.
Meliss20 [observer]: for a dollar

Rookette22 [observer]: heya guys
Rogue23: time for a deposit, i guess.
mayhem45 [observer]: but i accept payment in beer and cheeseburgers
Robbie Robb: go to a ring table and grind out the dollar.
Meliss20 [observer]: No
Meliss20 [observer]: Please
JDpoker$tar7: leave
Meliss20 [observer]: I dont wanna spend 50 dollars
Meliss20 [observer]: just so i can enter a 10 + 1
Rogue23: now there's an idea - WORK for the $1!
Rookette22 [observer]: $5?


Meliss20 [observer]: So anyone wanna bet me?

snowbrdr722 [observer]: meliss how old r u?
Meliss20 [observer]: Anyone wanna bet 10 dollars?
Meliss20 [observer]: 'me
Rogue23: nh back there JD... btw.... I had flush draw.
Meliss20 [observer]: 18
Rookette22 [observer]: hey melissa i need a date to the fireman's ball
Rookette22 [observer]: wanna come?
Meliss20 [observer]: sure
Meliss20 [observer]: firemen are hott
snowbrdr722 [observer]: if you tell me where i live ill give you a dollar
Meliss20 [observer]: Hasbrouck Heights NJ
Rogue23: melissa STILL hasn't posted topless pics on the board... or even semi-nudes.
Rogue23: pfffft!

Meliss20 [observer]: Ill tell you for a dollar


MathBabe: Checking?
Rookette22 [observer]: wow n1 jd
Rogue23: nh

TonyCheval [observer]: live by the quads, die by the quads
Rookette22 [observer]: ya that's his trick
MathBabe: huh
mayhem45 [observer]: quad 7s again
TonyCheval [observer]: no points for you!
Rogue23 [observer]: and MB - what is the deal with limping in with K2 on the button? Yikes!
MathBabe: :-(

JDpoker$tar7: and why wouldnt i check that ?
mayhem45 [observer]: paradise bonus today ladies and gents
Rookette22 [observer]: i would
Rookette22 [observer]: he had a sure win
Rookette22 [observer]: why not slow play it and boost the pot

Rookette22 [observer]: nicely played jd
MathBabe: But you don't boost the pot if you check
Rookette22 [observer]: well that's his trick

MathBabe: Something to talk about later. :-)
Rookette22 [observer]: to make u think he had nothing then you'd call
JDpoker$tar7: lol should i have pushed ?
mayhem45 [observer]: checking down in that spot is often the correct play anyway

JDpoker$tar7: and i want u to catch a boat
Rookette22 [observer]: if he'd have bet you'd have thought he had the other 7 and folded
Rookette22 [observer]: yes exactly

Rookette22 [observer]: he wanted u to catch something anything
MathBabe: True
Rogue23 [observer]: is someone suggesting JD should have bet his quads? LOL....
Meliss20 [observer]: rook i didnt get it
Rookette22 [observer]: not me
Dealer: Game #3859821283: MathBabe wins pot (150)
Rogue23 [observer]: come on now, people.
Rookette22 [observer]: well it takes time meliss

Rogue23 [observer]: it's a very clear check. he wants to let you catch up so he can win some chips.

Rookette22 [observer]: so who wants to play at party?
MathBabe: Sight... this is why I play Limit
Rookette22 [observer]: where's niki rob?

Robbie Robb: working until 7
Rookette22 [observer]: bummer
Meliss20 [observer]: rook
Robbie Robb: sorta - but she does put food on the table :-)
Meliss20 [observer]: Thanks
JDpoker$tar7: nh
nflchad: ty

Meliss20 [observer]: Thanks a lot rook


Rookette22 [observer]: umm for what?
Meliss20 [observer]: the dollar
Rookette22 [observer]: u got THE dollar?
Meliss20 [observer]: yup

Rookette22 [observer]: lol
Rookette22 [observer]: well wasn't from me
Robbie Robb: good, now go away
Meliss20 [observer]: i KNEW you didnt send

Rookette22 [observer]: some guy must really like u
Rookette22 [observer]: lmao
Meliss20 [observer]: i didnt get 1
Meliss20 [observer]: i tricked you
Rogue23 [observer]: just tell her she's welcome and maybe she will GO AWAY.
Rookette22 [observer]: roflmao
nflchad: your very clever
Rogue23 [observer]: damn

MathBabe: This whole thing is giving me a headache
Meliss20 [observer]: thanks
Robbie Robb: damn guys, this Meliss chicky is too smart for us
Robbie Robb: (and gals)
Meliss20 [observer]: I still have 10.03
Rookette22 [observer]: i was thinking robbie or rogue actually gave u that dollar
Rogue23 [observer]: and you're getting more and more annoying by the second.



Robbie Robb: pfft. not gonna happen.

MathBabe: Got quads, chad? :-)
Rogue23 [observer]: if you think annoying the **** out of me is gonna get you $1, think again.
Meliss20 [observer]: so will anyone bet me on robbie?
Rogue23 [observer]: in fact, i may send you a bill in a minute.

nflchad: not exactly
Meliss20 [observer]: So
Rookette22 [observer]: been there meliss done that
Meliss20 [observer]: what can i do to get a dollar

Rookette22 [observer]: take it from me it ain't purrty
Rogue23 [observer]: IT's against Stars rules to beg for money, you know. if you leave now, I MIGHT not report you.
JDpoker$tar7: beg a diff. table
Rogue23 [observer]: Bye.
Robbie Robb: maybe you don't realize who's playing at this table: *I* wouldn't even bet on me at this point


Meliss20 [observer]: Does anyone wanna bet?

Meliss20 [observer]: HAH


Robbie Robb: 22 no good?
Rookette22 [observer]: hey mayhem u here?
TonyCheval [observer]: Sure
Rookette22 [observer]: what's ur name on party?
Rogue23 [observer]: If I see TWO more lines from MEliss20 (I'll let her type "ok" or "bye" I'm reporting her to stars.... Here we go:
Meliss20 [observer]: looks like calicowboys gonna give me money
Rogue23 [observer]: Theres 1.


[/b] Meliss20 [observer]: come watch in my room
MathBabe: boom
MathBabe: that's two
Rogue23 [observer]: 2[/b]


Rogue23 [observer]: consider yourself reported.
Rogue23 [observer]: sending email right now.



[/b]Meliss20 [observer]: DONT
Rogue23 [observer]: too late. you had your chance.
Rogue23 [observer]: been annoying us for an hour.

Meliss20 [observer]: Im reporting you[/b]
Rookette22 [observer]: ur kidding right may?
Meliss20 [observer]: for the topless comment
Rogue23 [observer]: you could have made $6 at McDonalds by now.
Rogue23 [observer]: Instead, you're gonna lose you chat.


Meliss20 [observer]: consider yourself reported
Rookette22 [observer]: what kinda silly name is that?
TonyCheval [observer]: haha
Meliss20 [observer]: for the topless comment
Rogue23 [observer]: i'll give you one more chance... don't type another WORD and I won't send the email.

Rogue23 [observer]: just go away right NOW.

Robbie Robb: it really is his name Rook...
[/b]MathBabe: You begged first, Meliss - just go away[/b]
mayhem45 [observer]: its one of my favourite bands new cds name

TonyCheval [observer]: Rogue has monies here, and organizes private tournaments.
TonyCheval [observer]: you....beg for money


TonyCheval [observer]: Call me crazy, but I don't like your chances.

Robbie Robb: DAMN!!!!

mayhem45 [observer]: yeah robbie has watched me before right?
Rookette22 [observer]:
x Aces 9 [observer]: s
Robbie Robb: i laid down 86!!!!
Rookette22 [observer]: while u were showering may?

mayhem45 [observer]: yes
x Aces 9 [observer]: JD u have been on fire lately
mayhem45 [observer]: pervert
Rookette22 [observer]: didn't know rob was into THAT!@
x Aces 9 [observer]: good hob last week

x Aces 9 [observer]: job

Robbie Robb: Rob's not :-)
JDpoker$tar7: thx- do i know u ?

Rookette22 [observer]: lol
Rookette22 [observer]: another dollar jd
x Aces 9 [observer]: no



Robbie Robb: another one of your groupies JD
JDpoker$tar7: how do u know im doin well then - just wonderin

Rookette22 [observer]: Hey JD may I please have your virtual autograph?
JDpoker$tar7: i dont know how random ppl find me

Rookette22 [observer]: you might be worth something one day
Rookette22 [observer]: lol
JDpoker$tar7: lol sure
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