Your Party Points are About To Expire!

[PShabi]

I'll guess I'll suffer through shitty points and merchandise to play poker WITH THE WORST PLAYERS ON THE INTERNET!

Here's what I care about:

1) My money goes in quick.
2) My money comes out quick.

I don't need CS to stroke my dick or offer me merchandise in exchange for my play. I'll take a nice % rake back, thanks though.

So, all you sharks, go give Lee Jones a hummer and I'll stick to deciphering emails from Ahkbahr in Gibraltar. It's well worth it.