Maybe I shouldn't post this, but I can't resist

[PShabi]

This is the most retarded thing I've ever read on this board. I mean, I read it last night, but reading it again today, "wow."

That's saying something too, because retardedness isn't something new around here.

In twelve hands you're dealt aces 9 times, kings twice, and 10s and you lost every hand? Seriously, if you're going to lie for attention, make it somewhat believable.