Most annoying phrases spoken at a table

[iwinurmoney]

i hate it when people swear at the tables. its a waste of space and they can get busted for it afterwards.

[BlackCoffee]

I just hate whiners. If you lose a hand just take it like a man. I lost like 10 hands the other day on the river, finally rivered someone and 2 guys cried.

Another one is telling people they're playing badly. Isn't that the absoluety stoopiest thing you could do?

And my favorite, "Im sorry, I didnt mean to play that hand".. I could just punt them out of the casino.

BlackCoffee

[SirFWALGMan]

When someone is chasing his 1 outer and says "I had Odds"

[Zybomb]

This is another of my personal favorites

Guy calls a 1.5 pot bet with a gut shot....catches it, then says

"I felt it..."

or

"I had implied odds"

[olysports]

Some of my favorites are:

"Sorry, I just have the luck of the irish on my side."

"Wow, called with 22?" of course that is when 22 hits trips.

"I guess it wasn't my time to go."

"Your gay." or "That's gay." peope say that all the time when you beat them.

[Aequitas58]

Playing poker this weekend, live game at the Taj, $1/2 NL...

With three people limping ahead of me, I found myself on the button w/ 56h. I limp, and the blinds come along. I flop the 3-4-7 (rainbow) nut straight. The action goes: Checked to a MP player who bets 2x the pot and says, "I got the nuts." I call. It's heads up.

He checks the turn, I bet 1/2 pot, he calls.
He checks the river, I bet 1/2 pot again (at this point as a value bet), and he says...

"I had the nuts and I had you beat. Nice catch."

I take the pot and muck face up saying, "You had the nuts on your chin."

LOL.

[Ando05]

i hate the phrase "you got lucky", i dont believe in luck while playing poker.

[BDMK]

one of the many would be when a fish calls a huge postflop bet on an inside straight/3-flush chase, which he then rivers, just to explain himself: 'it was cheap'.