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Old 11-25-05, 09:49 PM
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LMAO. I hate people who think they know what they are saying.
Listen to these:

"Nice Catch" when I flopped trip aces and won a huge pot off him.

"Ouch" when some guy one with pair of 9's. LOL

"BB Special"- When it had nothing to do with BB special. The guy just wanted to say it.

" IM so Good" After he rivered his only 2 outs to win.

So funny sometimes do hear what people have to say!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-25-05, 10:12 PM
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i hate it when people swear at the tables. its a waste of space and they can get busted for it afterwards.
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Old 11-26-05, 12:54 PM
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I just hate whiners. If you lose a hand just take it like a man. I lost like 10 hands the other day on the river, finally rivered someone and 2 guys cried.

Another one is telling people they're playing badly. Isn't that the absoluety stoopiest thing you could do?

And my favorite, "Im sorry, I didnt mean to play that hand".. I could just punt them out of the casino.

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Old 11-26-05, 01:00 PM
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When someone is chasing his 1 outer and says "I had Odds"
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Old 11-26-05, 04:54 PM
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This is another of my personal favorites

Guy calls a 1.5 pot bet with a gut shot....catches it, then says

"I felt it..."

or

"I had implied odds"
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Old 11-26-05, 07:25 PM
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Some of my favorites are:

"Sorry, I just have the luck of the irish on my side."

"Wow, called with 22?" of course that is when 22 hits trips.

"I guess it wasn't my time to go."

"Your gay." or "That's gay." peope say that all the time when you beat them.
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Old 11-26-05, 07:32 PM
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Playing poker this weekend, live game at the Taj, $1/2 NL...

With three people limping ahead of me, I found myself on the button w/ 56h. I limp, and the blinds come along. I flop the 3-4-7 (rainbow) nut straight. The action goes: Checked to a MP player who bets 2x the pot and says, "I got the nuts." I call. It's heads up.

He checks the turn, I bet 1/2 pot, he calls.
He checks the river, I bet 1/2 pot again (at this point as a value bet), and he says...

"I had the nuts and I had you beat. Nice catch."

I take the pot and muck face up saying, "You had the nuts on your chin."

LOL.
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