Playing within youre bankroll limits

[Aequitas58]

This is a funny thread.

How many times do we (and I say that collectively - including EVERYONE on this forum who has talked w/ you about bankroll management) have to go through this?

Use the search function. It's there for a reason.

[BrianSwa]

I have and most of the threads say one side of the coin, dont play a game unless you are bankrolled for it. What I wanted from this thread is the fact that there are times when you can play outside youre bankroll.

[PShabi]

Priceless. I may pin this up on my wall as a reminder that I can take $$$$ from a lot of people.

If it's "fact" then why did you have to ask about it?

I don't have to make a thread asking everybody if Lou has a 3 inch pecker. It's well-known fact.

Brain, I'm convinced that you don't have the mental capacity to understand abstract concepts like variance and downswings. There's no hope.

[Talking Poker]

Fantastic.

[Talking Poker]

We all know this is what Brian wants, so I'm going to go ahead and give it to him and be done with this once and for all:


Dear BrianSwa,

You have the blessings of everyone at this forum to play at whatever fucking limits you feel like. Bankroll guidelines no longer apply to you. You may officially play at any limit your gambling heart desires.

Sincerely,
TP

[PShabi]

perfect

[PShabi]

We can laugh and make fun of Brain all we want. But the fact of the matter is, he's playing us!

Being the scavenger that he is, he saw the longest thread contest post and dollar signs flashed in his eyes.

What can I do to start the longest thread? I know! I'll start ANOTHER bankroll thread, portraying myself as a complete jackass! Then the assholes will all come in and take turns seeing who can be the funny guy. I'll reply sincerely and do my best to keep the thread "semi on track" so that it doesn't appear that I'm working them over.

Brilliance!!!!