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09-10-05, 08:01 PM
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Matusow vs. Spirit Rock...
Hilarious chat transcript. This is from Full Tilt a few days ago...
FullTiltPoker Game #204430016: Table Gardenia - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:58:31 ET - 2005/09/02 Seat 5: Spirit Rock ($26,811.50) Seat 6: Mike Matusow ($16,146.50) Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $50 Spirit Rock posts the big blind of $100 The button is in seat #6 *** HOLE CARDS *** Mike Matusow raises to $300 Spirit Rock calls $200 *** FLOP *** [Tc 4h 5s] Spirit Rock checks Mike Matusow bets $600 Spirit Rock raises to $2,400 Mike Matusow calls $1,800 *** TURN *** [Tc 4h 5s] [3d] Spirit Rock bets $3,000 The_Trench (Observer): my pee pee is brown and smelly Mike Matusow calls $3,000 *** RIVER *** [Tc 4h 5s 3d] [5c] elitekilr (Observer): oh man big pot here Spirit Rock bets $21,111.50, and is all in Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act Mike Matusow calls $10,446.50, and is all in Uncalled bet of $10,665 returned to Spirit Rock *** SHOW DOWN *** Spirit Rock shows [6s Qd] (a pair of Fives) Mike Matusow shows [Qs Ah] (a pair of Fives) Mike Matusow wins the pot ($32,292.50) with a pair of Fives Mikeh77 (Observer): YES The_Trench (Observer): LOL chipdynamite (Observer): LOL *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $32,293 | Rake $0.50 Board: [Tc 4h 5s 3d 5c] Seat 5: Spirit Rock (big blind) showed [6s Qd] and lost with a pair of Fives Seat 6: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [Qs Ah] and won ($32,292.50) with a pair of Fives Mike Matusow: kiddy games down the fking street Spirit Rock: you are such an ahol Mike Matusow: already know that Spirit Rock: just take the pot nice call Spirit Rock: no need to needle Spirit Rock: you fking jerk Spirit Rock: dont ever speak to me again Spirit Rock: cant just take the pot Mike Matusow: hey when i went broke u started needing Spirit Rock: gotta needle after 32k pot Mike Matusow: u said i suck come oon coomeo Mike Matusow: so i came Spirit Rock: seriously dont even come up to me Spirit Rock: if you see me in person Spirit Rock: dont come near me Spirit Rock: call everytime you gonna win sometimes Mike Matusow: p that was the easest call ever Spirit Rock: you gonna need a lot of luck Spirit Rock: to beat me Dealer: Mike Matusow mucks into 5k then all in on river on pure bluff Spirit Rock: you right Spirit Rock: very easy call Dealer: Spirit Rock wins the pot ($200) Mike Matusow: it was Spirit Rock: if that was a easy call Spirit Rock: you must be back on drugs Mike Matusow: n aim just that good sir Spirit Rock: yeah ive been noticing you been playing real well lately Dealer: Mike Matusow raises to $300 Spirit Rock: LOL Spirit Rock: actually worst ive ever seen you play recently Spirit Rock: but you just in slump Spirit Rock: i mean you are playing terrible Spirit Rock: its crazy Mike Matusow: u wouldnt talk to me for weeks now i play great and u cry Mike Matusow: lol Spirit Rock: never ever seen you paly this bad Spirit Rock: cant believe i ever gave you chances to be friends Spirit Rock: oh well thats all done Spirit Rock: chat off Spirit Rock: i mean you are truly playing my god aweful Dealer: Hand #204438266 Spirit Rock: insane Mike Matusow: nh guess the crying is over Spirit Rock: just call everytime Spirit Rock: maybe you'll win another won soon Spirit Rock: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE Spirit Rock: MIKEY Spirit Rock: good call to win that 1600 in middle Spirit Rock: ALL I DO IS BLUFF Dealer: Hand #204439384 Spirit Rock: AND I NEVER MAKE A HAND Spirit Rock: JUST CALL ME EVERYTIME Spirit Rock: DONT EVER FOLD MIKEY Spirit Rock: so mike can i get it in writing that you will never quit me? Spirit Rock: lol Mike Matusow: i will always play u Mike Matusow: u know thath Spirit Rock: that is terrific!!!!!!! Mike Matusow: i polay anyone Spirit Rock: good then i wont have to wait around Spirit Rock: for people Mike Matusow: dont worry if i dont bust u ivy will Spirit Rock: i will always have you to play Spirit Rock: sweet Spirit Rock: i heard you claimed i would bust ivey Spirit Rock: i guess now you changed your mind Spirit Rock: you sure go back and forth Spirit Rock: back and forth Mike Matusow: well that becuse hes not a fking prick like u Spirit Rock: this thing one day that thing the other day Mike Matusow: u not a tenth of a player i am or ivy so go cry Spirit Rock: id rather be known as a prick Dealer: Spirit Rock wins the pot ($200) Spirit Rock: then have 100 fake friends Spirit Rock: poker world is a joke Spirit Rock: you woulda put all the money in Spirit Rock: im sure Mike Matusow: see the thing is i can make the big call Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($100) Dealer: Hand #204449262 Mike Matusow: that what u havnt figured out yet Mike Matusow: see now hes trying to play good as soon sa he loses apot Mike Matusow: his seamy self shows Spirit Rock: the fold button is located on the left Perry Friedman (Observer): Hey Mike, did they have you breaking rocks while you were in prison? |
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09-10-05, 08:17 PM
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lol so i guess the pros get pissed off and whatnot too.
Who is spirit Rock, i recognize that name on the internet but who is it ? |
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09-10-05, 08:23 PM
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Hi name is Prahlad Friedman. He's a big time internet player. He's the guy who finished second to Chris Ferguson in that circuit event aired on ESPN a few weeks ago. Remember that sick hand with the full houses vs. quads?
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09-10-05, 08:55 PM
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Trying to think if there's anyone like that for me...
WAIT, THERE IS!
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09-10-05, 09:03 PM
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It's your girlfriend, isn't it? No.. no.... I'll bet it's 2Tone. Wait, is it that guy on Scrubs???
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#8
09-10-05, 09:06 PM
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No!!!! Keep guessing.
He's MALE... (I think?) He even plays POKER! Hmm... I can't give anymore clues...
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09-10-05, 09:29 PM
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Is it Ben Affleck? No no... Lee Jones, right???
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09-10-05, 10:20 PM
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If it's who I'm thinking it is, he'll prolloly rate him a solid 9.
Love him or hate him, Howard Lederer can spell! |
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09-10-05, 10:38 PM
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no it's not howerd ledderrer hes a great players i know, but last time i saw him on tv and he was like ALL IN but he only had 55...he's so good speaking of a good player gank is awesome did you ever check his stats?
hes the best player online i think and the best live player
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Last edited by Aequitas58; 09-10-05 at 10:44 PM. |
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09-10-05, 10:47 PM
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Fantastic.
nh, sir. |
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09-10-05, 11:06 PM
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Notice the best part of all: I edited the post. LOL.
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09-11-05, 12:19 AM
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LOL.... Missed that! It's... *sniff* .... perfect!
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