Announcers on TV

[omahilo]

my favorite one liner is from norman chad.... Jesus was trying to bluff with 72o and Norm saids 'Jesus was caught stealing from the collection plate.' that was CLASSIC!!!!

and yes Vince Van Patten sucks.

[GeoffM]

ROTFLMFAO.

I remember that one now too. I spilled beer all over the floor in my bro's room. That was hilarious.

[GeoffM]

Someone had an underpair in the hole vs. someone else's pair.

"He just stuck his finger in the light socket".

LMAO.

[GeoffM]

Vinny Vin needed any face card to win on the river:

"Where is Picasso when you need him?"

[GeoffM]

Antonio gets AA, and:

"He just picked up weapons of mass destruction".

[junYUN]

"if these two keep spending so much time together in each hand they'll be legally married in wyoming"

this is one i heard today and i just dont see the humor

[Tuff Luck]

Nice quadruple post.

but funny nonetheless

[nutbag]

Those guys aren't the greatest, but jessy may at Showdown at the Sands a while ago was the absolute worst commentator of any sport I have ever heard.