Announcers on TV

[junYUN]

he tends to just annoy the piss out of me whenever i'm trying to enjoy some good poker. those one liners are ridiculous...but to each his own.

[johnbaker]

anybody else here hate vince van patten?

[GeoffM]

Ok, what is it again:

"May all your flops be huge and your pots be monsters"

[omahilo]

my favorite one liner is from norman chad.... Jesus was trying to bluff with 72o and Norm saids 'Jesus was caught stealing from the collection plate.' that was CLASSIC!!!!

and yes Vince Van Patten sucks.

[GeoffM]

ROTFLMFAO.

I remember that one now too. I spilled beer all over the floor in my bro's room. That was hilarious.

[GeoffM]

Someone had an underpair in the hole vs. someone else's pair.

"He just stuck his finger in the light socket".

LMAO.

[GeoffM]

Vinny Vin needed any face card to win on the river:

"Where is Picasso when you need him?"

[jimmytheg]

It's may all your cards be live, and your pots be monsters

[GeoffM]

Another good line came when the guy (can't remember who) nicknamed Robin Hood, stole a pot.

"Robin Hood just stole that pot and he's heading back to Nottingham Forest".

Classic .

[drewjax]

Wow, to each his own is right. I hate Norman Chad. Yes, every once in a while he has a comical one liner. But most are so stupid and contrived, and then Lon will give the obligatory three chuckle. Just terrible. Of course he did replace Gabe Kaplan, who replaced DICK Van Patten, so I guess I shouldn't complain.
Also, I think VVP is good as is Mike Sexton, although they do tend to overemphasize things. And I liked Jesse May on Late Night Poker. Just because someone doesn't go out of his way to try to be witty, doesnt mean he isnt good. He is the play by play if you will, not the color. So what should he do. In the Fox broadcasts, I think Chris Rose does a good job for someone who doesnt know much. Its that Michael Konik or whatever. Makes me want to puke. I wanted to read some of his books but I wont pay anything for one.