Tilted Villain Thread

[Mogul4]

I just had one now... when i lost (Wtf)

All in preflop HU Sng $100+$5

I show AA, he shows AK. Flop K K 2.

Chat ensuing....

Villain - Thats how lucky i am nigga, every time i fuck your wife she cums like that (at least i figured its that from the ***)
Me - Im just getting fat, every time i fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.
Villain - I hope you choke on your own vomit then get run over by a fckin Tank.



Nice huh

[Reel Deal]

Shabi, paging Shabi...

[melioris]

although not falling under the direction of this thread, I think this is in the same spirit. I hardly never write much in the chatbox, but tonight after a particularly nasty beat (lolmaha), I typed in without realizing genius of the statement

"I feel like Jan Michael Viincent when Airwolf got canceled"

Of course the scandi-donks and pimple-faced americans had no idea what I was talking about, but I was laughing so hard that I timed out on every table, quit playing, got a beer and spent 20 minutes on wikipedia and youtube. Good times.

[MAYHEM45]

Tilted hero imo.

Grabbed by
NL Holdem $4(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($400)
BB ($552)
UTG ($332)
CO ($406)
Hero ($518)

Dealt to Hero JA

UTG calls $4, fold, Hero raises to $20, fold, fold, UTG calls $16,

FLOP ($46) TJJ

UTG bets $14, Hero raises to $28, UTG calls $14,

TURN ($102) TJJ8

UTG bets $24, Hero raises to $48, UTG calls $24,

RIVER ($198) TJJ85

UTG bets $54, Hero raises to $422, UTG calls $182,

UTG shows 55
(Flop 7.4%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows JA
(Flop 92.6%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG wins $668


cpt.junuh: my heart is pounding
mayhem45: good cuz your brain needs some oxygen

[Reel Deal]

[melioris]

god I wish I was that sexy.