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lol wat
Full Tilt Poker Game #8216852556: Table Bat (deep 6) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:18:11 ET - 2008/09/25 Seat 1: Evylgirl ($87.80) Seat 2: Crash328 ($30.40) Seat 3: MyPetTurtle ($45.65) Seat 4: BobbyAce85 ($21.80) Seat 5: Agent Utah ($26.10) Seat 6: cantbluffm3 ($50) Agent Utah posts the small blind of $0.10 cantbluffm3 posts the big blind of $0.25 The button is in seat #4 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kc 5c] Evylgirl folds Crash328 calls $0.25 MyPetTurtle raises to $0.50 BobbyAce85 folds Agent Utah folds cantbluffm3 raises to $1.85 Crash328 calls $1.60 MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act MyPetTurtle calls $1.35 *** FLOP *** [Kd 6d 6s] cantbluffm3 has 15 seconds left to act cantbluffm3 bets $4 Crash328 folds MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act MyPetTurtle calls $4 *** TURN *** [Kd 6d 6s] [5h] cantbluffm3 has 15 seconds left to act cantbluffm3 bets $10 MyPetTurtle calls $10 *** RIVER *** [Kd 6d 6s 5h] [Ks] cantbluffm3 has 15 seconds left to act cantbluffm3 bets $16 MyPetTurtle raises to $29.80, and is all in cantbluffm3 calls $13.80 *** SHOW DOWN *** MyPetTurtle shows [Kc 5c] a full house, Kings full of Sixes cantbluffm3 mucks MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($90.25) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $93.25 | Rake $3 Board: [Kd 6d 6s 5h Ks] Seat 1: Evylgirl didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: Crash328 folded on the Flop Seat 3: MyPetTurtle showed [Kc 5c] and won ($90.25) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes Seat 4: BobbyAce85 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: Agent Utah (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: cantbluffm3 (big blind) mucked [Ad Qh] - two pair, Kings and Sixes |
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Tilt chat
DidYouSeeWhy: im fkn high all the time in amsterdam DidYouSeeWhy: the whole world comes here to smoke DidYouSeeWhy: so fk u turtle MyPetTurtle: AFTER YOU LIGHT YOUR BONG MyPetTurtle: YOU SHOULD LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE |
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not to derail, but would any1 like to bet against me that i can win 10k or more for 12 consecutive months?
at 2:1 odds? i havent had a 10k month in awhile, u can look it up on different tracking sites if u want, but i either havent been playing or i've been sucking lately.
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You want 2:1... ie, I lay $2000 against your $1000? (Just example numbers)
And we're talking verifiable online only profits, right? Not total "winnings" or some crazy other loophole? I might be interested in this if you shipped your portion of the money ahead of time. After a year, if you pulled it off, I'd ship back yours plus my portion, of course. You night be able to get a lot of action on this. |
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Yes you're right on the numbers.
Technically I should be able to get a lot of action, and I want a lot of action, I was looking for a big challenge. I would guess the majority of online pros have never even done this. I haven't come close. If you think about it most people just have really big winning months, then some small losers. I haven't won 10k in a month in some time, let alone consecutive ones. And yes, as long as we are positive a site like tableratings.com is reliable, we could juse use that + some site that tracks tournaments, but I don't plan on playing hardly any. I was also thinking we could lay 1:1 odds of me doing this in 6 months rather than 12, so it wouldn't be a year long bet. Let me know what you guys think and if you want action. We should start this the 1st of October.
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Tablerating is ridic unreliable, so thats out. However if you did this on only stars, you could just request all your HH for the month every month and then forward the email to TP or someone to load into a database for verification (since you suck at computers and stuff
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IMO, you should work out the details and start later than 10/1. If you want a lot of action, you will want to give it some time.
I like the 6 month option too, although that's more than twice as easy, IMO. |
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Apologies for poor language.
*** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kh Ac] DidYouSeeWhy folds lizzy25 folds futbol426 folds MyPetTurtle raises to $0.75 pdxhawkeynut calls $0.50 *** FLOP *** [Ah 5s 7c] MyPetTurtle bets $1.50 pdxhawkeynut raises to $3 MyPetTurtle calls $1.50 *** TURN *** [Ah 5s 7c] [Qd] MyPetTurtle checks pdxhawkeynut bets $7.50 MyPetTurtle calls $7.50 *** RIVER *** [Ah 5s 7c Qd] [4c] MyPetTurtle checks pdxhawkeynut has 15 seconds left to act pdxhawkeynut bets $44.65, and is all in MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act MyPetTurtle has requested TIME MyPetTurtle is sitting out MyPetTurtle has timed out MyPetTurtle folds MyPetTurtle: what did you have pdxhawkeynut: you'll see it on TV DidYouSeeWhy: lol turtledonk got owned MyPetTurtle: 2 pr? MyPetTurtle: fu DidYouSeeWhy: fu turtle MyPetTurtle: fking retards DidYouSeeWhy: go play with kangaroos DidYouSeeWhy: u idoit MyPetTurtle: i fking hate all of you DidYouSeeWhy: i bet having a turtle as a pet gets all the girls MyPetTurtle: i bet fk u MyPetTurtle: die plz DidYouSeeWhy: weak MyPetTurtle: i hope u slip and fall in the shower DidYouSeeWhy: now im owning the turtle MyPetTurtle: e=ttngfdsgnfd MyPetTurtle: FK U ALL DidYouSeeWhy: straight up ur kangaroo a.ss pdxhawkeynut: might try for men in your area tho MyPetTurtle: NO IDEA WHAT U ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU FKING IDIOT MyPetTurtle: MAYBE EAT SOME BANANAS INSTEAD U FK MONKEY pdxhawkeynut: of course not, moron pdxhawkeynut: gotta love the tilters pdxhawkeynut: the leaning tower of pisa looks straight up compared to you, turtle boy MyPetTurtle: did u see why that wasnt funny pdxhawkeynut: did you see why YOU'RE also not funny? DidYouSeeWhy: i think it was original mr turtle MyPetTurtle: maybe consider jumping off ledge MyPetTurtle: next time you try to be funny MyPetTurtle: HEY NUT pdxhawkeynut: yes, your highness MyPetTurtle: FK U MyPetTurtle: HAHAHHAHA pdxhawkeynut: like i said, try the boys in the outback for your action, it aint me MyPetTurtle: where do u live pdxhawkeynut: NOT the outback...... DidYouSeeWhy: hes a boorish american pdxhawkeynut: ![]() MyPetTurtle: NOBODY ASKED YOU MyPetTurtle: FK ING DUTCH LOSER MyPetTurtle: IFI LIVED IN NEDERLANDS I WOULD DROWN MYSELF IN A RIVER DidYouSeeWhy: im fkn high all the time in amsterdam DidYouSeeWhy: the whole world comes here to smoke DidYouSeeWhy: so fk u turtle MyPetTurtle: AFTER YOU LIGHT YOUR BONG MyPetTurtle: YOU SHOULD LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE DidYouSeeWhy: i dont do bongs |
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