non-poker brags and beats.

PShabi · #1 06-13-08, 03:41 PM

I'm putting sunblock on my lil' guys (5yo) face about 20 mins ago and he sniffs and says, "I like sunblock. Sunblock smells like hotdogs!"

WTF Drew?

2Tone · #2 06-13-08, 08:15 PM

Wait, are we telling cute kid stories?

I’m driving my son (7) in the back. “Daddy,” he says “I’m having a wave of amnesia.”

I ask him if he remembers where we are going. He says, yes, we’re going to a friend’s birthday party. Then you don’t have amnesia, I tell him.

I look in my rearview. He seems confused.

“Dad, it’s really bad amnesia!” he shouts.

“I promise you don’t have amnesia.” I tell him. “What’s bothering you?”

A second later he pukes all over the backseat. I turn around, get him all cleaned up and in the bath. And then later we learned the difference between the words “amnesia” and “nausea.”