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[bdawg31]

I am constantly working on my wife on a southern migration for our 'golden years' (which will be a bit sooner for us since we had our kids while young). I worked her to the point where she has agreed to the Carolinas. I just got to keep at it - just like a slow grind in poker. There will be some variance and downswings (i.e. the few nice enjoyable winter days here, the 4 or 5 very nice fall days that i actually enjoy as well) - but its all about the long-term.

The beach is my pocket As in the hole - she likes the beach. I am counting on that. I would be just as happy moving to the mid-west where its a constant dry heat. But, i enjoy the beach as well.

[melioris]

as for my brag-I know it is the intrawebs and all, but irony fellows? I have my reasons for not liking FL, but I will give you the weather down there. I figured that you all would see my "brag" for what it was, an attempt to head off TP and RD before they could post some bullshit about FL.

As for the snowblower, usually I don't mind shoveling, esp anything under 10 inches. It is just a personal preference I guess. Anything more than that and I borrow a big ass blower from the little old lady down the street in exchange for blowing her driveway and walkway. Of course this week the old girl is away visiting grandkids and she locked the garage and forgot to leave a key. I dumped a shitload of water in front of her door, so when she returns the old bitch will go down and break a hip. That will learn her.

On a funny aside, my 2 year old walked up to me as I typed up the OP and said "Please change my diaper Dad"
"You go poop Si," I asked him to buy time and finishing typing.
"Yeah, a big big poop!". I don't know, it struck me a funny to get that shit as I was typing a post bitching about the previous 16 hrs.

[Reel Deal]

Be honest now, that's not the only thing being blown is it...

[melioris]

when she takes the dentures out it is pure gold

[jillaj]

It's always nice to have them gums help out.