So, I wake up this morning,

[Aequitas58]

With all this shit talk, I really hope - for your own reputation - that you at least place. In that respect, please know that I'm rooting against you.

:-D

[PShabi]

I know Sunday is the night you and the lady watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition, but you can break the date this time. She'll understand.

You'll get a good cry either way.

[Aequitas58]

This isn't a limit tournament, son - where you might possibly have a chance. Have fun busting out.

[ChipFish]

Just wondering.... But isn't "smack-talk" limited to players who have the balls to ante up?

[PShabi]

That's what I was thinking.

He won't ante though. He's had an excuse from the announcement. First it was "bonus clearing." Now it's the old lady.

[Aequitas58]

Whoa whoa whoa... she's my old lady once we get married. For now, she's still my sexy girlfriend. Status changes with the progression of our relationship.

And don't take all this shit so personally. I'm just messing around. From what you've posted - hand histories, winnings, etc - you seem to be an astute player.

Finally, to clear things up: I want to play. Don't count me out until registration is closed.

[PShabi]

Once she's got your balls firmly planted in her hand, she's you "old lady."

I knew you'd pull the Hellmuth! Show up and register last second so everyone has to notice you!

I'm enjoying the shit talk quite a bit. I'll probably have the whole table gunning 4 me!!!!!!!!!

I just hope my connection is cool. I've had problems with Stars since I started there. Rarely play there now.

Get in the tourney for crying out loud, it's gonna be a blast.

[Talking Poker]

Maybe I'll push in on the first hand and see what happens. You just never know with me.