LOL Can't-Fold-aments

[Reel Deal]

LMAO... let's do it twice tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stage #790413585: Holdem No Limit $1 - 2007-10-15 01:37:34 (ET)
Table: ANTELOPE LN (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - TOMMYK9200 ($227 in chips)
Seat 5 - IMAHACKER ($26 in chips)
Seat 6 - JUSTTHETIP ($50.73 in chips)
Seat 1 - DJWINK73 ($31.70 in chips)
Seat 2 - ABSOLUTEREEL ($198 in chips)
IMAHACKER - Posts small blind $0.50
JUSTTHETIP - Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ABSOLUTEREEL [Ah Ad]
DJWINK73 - Folds
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $4 to $4
TOMMYK9200 - Folds
IMAHACKER - Calls $3.50
JUSTTHETIP - Calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Qh 3h 7s]
IMAHACKER - Bets $5
JUSTTHETIP - Folds
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $15 to $15
IMAHACKER - All-In(Raise) $17 to $22
ABSOLUTEREEL - Calls $7
*** TURN *** [Qh 3h 7s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 3h 7s 5c] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ABSOLUTEREEL - Shows [Ah Ad] (Two Pair, aces and queens)
IMAHACKER - Shows [Qs Jd] (Three of a kind, queens)
IMAHACKER Collects $52.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($56) | Rake ($2.80) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Qh 3h 7s 5c Qc]
Seat 1: DJWINK73 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ABSOLUTEREEL HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and queens [Ah Ad - P:Ah,P:Ad,B:Qh,B:Qc,B:7s]
Seat 4: TOMMYK9200 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: IMAHACKER (small blind) won Total ($52.70) All-In HI$52.70) with Three of a kind, queens [Qs Jd - P:Qs,B:Qh,B:Qc,P:Jd,B:7s]
Seat 6: JUSTTHETIP (big blind) Folded on the FLOP

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Ando05]

I got 99 problems but AA ain't one

[Reel Deal]

Apparently I didn't get the memo that JQo is the nuts. Silly me.

[melioris]

cake has turned on you

[Reel Deal]

These were at Absolute... chasing a bonus there.

I need to just go back to Cake.

[Ando05]

Are you the only one here that still plays at absolute?

[Reel Deal]

I think herschelw plays there a bit. I've actually found some very juicy cash games at the $100NL and $200NL levels, the play is actually worse there than at the $50NL tables. If I could just keep my hands from getting run down I'd be making some nice $ there.

[hc422709]

AA is a bitch