bad day

[sjay2k]

People making totally horrible calls and getting there:

Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qc Ac]
Hoggy1421 folds
MyPetTurtle raises to $35
Illbreakurlegs raises to $120
sonofchufty folds
porktom folds
MyPetTurtle raises to $965, and is all in
Illbreakurlegs calls $845
MyPetTurtle shows [Qc Ac]
Illbreakurlegs shows [Kc 9c]
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2h 2d]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2h 2d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2h 2d Kd] [Qh]
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Queens and Twos
Illbreakurlegs shows two pair, Kings and Twos
Illbreakurlegs wins the pot ($1,942) with two pair, Kings and Twos



Playing a 6 person $550 donkament, I should know better...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3227988802: $525 + $30 Sit & Go (Turbo) (24649733), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:02:01 ET - 2007/08/12
Seat 2: iceygrillz (2,228)
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle (6,772)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of 120
iceygrillz posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kc Jc]
MyPetTurtle raises to 6,772, and is all in
iceygrillz calls 1,988, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Kc Jc]
iceygrillz shows [7d Kd]
Uncalled bet of 4,544 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** FLOP *** [3s Qd 3c]
*** TURN *** [3s Qd 3c] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [3s Qd 3c 9d] [7c]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Threes
iceygrillz shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
iceygrillz wins the pot (4,456) with two pair, Sevens and Threes



Seat 2: iceygrillz (3,856)
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle (5,144)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of 120
iceygrillz posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As Td]
MyPetTurtle raises to 656
iceygrillz raises to 3,856, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls 3,200
iceygrillz shows [Jc Kh]
MyPetTurtle shows [As Td]
*** FLOP *** [5s 8s Th]
*** TURN *** [5s 8s Th] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [5s 8s Th Jh] [9h]
iceygrillz shows a pair of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Tens
iceygrillz wins the pot (7,712) with a pair of Jacks


Seat 2: iceygrillz (7,562)
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle (1,438)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of 150
iceygrillz posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [4h Qd]
MyPetTurtle raises to 1,438, and is all in
iceygrillz calls 1,138
MyPetTurtle shows [4h Qd]
iceygrillz shows [9s 7s]
*** FLOP *** [2h Ks 5s]
*** TURN *** [2h Ks 5s] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [2h Ks 5s 3h] [2s]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Twos
iceygrillz shows a flush, King high
iceygrillz wins the pot (2,876) with a flush, King high


Getting hit-n-run @10/20:

Full Tilt Poker Game #3226091981: Table Effort (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:52:45 ET - 2007/08/11
Seat 1: SENDIT16 ($1,928.75)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($2,089)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $10
SENDIT16 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Ad Qh]
MyPetTurtle raises to $60
SENDIT16 calls $40
*** FLOP *** [8c 7h Qs]
SENDIT16 checks
MyPetTurtle bets $110
SENDIT16 raises to $450
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle raises to $2,029, and is all in
SENDIT16 calls $1,418.75, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Ad Qh]
SENDIT16 shows [8h 8s]
Uncalled bet of $160.25 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** TURN *** [8c 7h Qs] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7h Qs Ts] [Kc]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Queens
SENDIT16 shows three of a kind, Eights
SENDIT16 wins the pot ($3,857) with three of a kind, Eights


Taking a short-stacked shot at a v weak 25/50 table:

Seat 7: scoot_scoot ( $1,525 USD )
scoot_scoot posts small blind [$25 USD].
ipla2mchpkr posts big blind [$50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to scoot_scoot [ Ks As ]
doombase folds.
sanuk247 folds.
RaTTaTTaTTaT folds.
enyoj raises [$175 USD]
slAlaton folds.
ndjuren folds.
TU95BEAR calls [$175 USD]
x_AK_47_x folds.
scoot_scoot is all-In.
ipla2mchpkr folds.
enyoj folds.
TU95BEAR calls [$1,350 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 5d, Qc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
scoot_scoot shows [ Ks, As ]a pair of Fours.
TU95BEAR shows [ 9d, 9c ]a full house, Nines full of Fours.
TU95BEAR wins $3,270 USD from the main pot with a full house, Nines full of Fours.


Okay let's get it in with Nines this time:

Seat 2: scoot_scoot ( $2,920 USD )
Seat 5: x_AK_47_x ( $4,800 USD )
Seat 9: cowlik ( $1,645 USD )
Seat 6: angelo118 ( $1,000 USD )
cowlik posts small blind [$25 USD].
slAlaton posts big blind [$50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to scoot_scoot [ 9s 9h ]
sanuk247 folds.
scoot_scoot raises [$150 USD]
OnkelBunkel folds.
enyoj folds.
angelo118 folds.
RaTTaTTaTTaT folds.
ipla2mchpkr folds.
cowlik folds.
slAlaton is all-In.
scoot_scoot calls [$900 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, 4c, 5h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
scoot_scoot shows [ 9s, 9h ]two pairs, Nines and Fours.
slAlaton shows [ Ad, Kh ]two pairs, Aces and Fours.
slAlaton wins $2,120 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Aces and Fours.


This sucks. Let's move down to grind back some $:

Dealt to scoot_scoot [ Ad Ah ]
din00111 folds.
djdee85 checks.
DIAMONDL1FE raises [$27 USD]
crazayDawg calls [$27 USD]
scoot_scoot raises [$77 USD]
xBORMANx folds.
djdee85 folds.
DIAMONDL1FE raises [$201 USD]
crazayDawg folds.
scoot_scoot is all-In.
DIAMONDL1FE calls [$366 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 5d, Kc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
DIAMONDL1FE shows [ Ks, Kh ]three of a kind, Kings.
scoot_scoot doesn't show [ Ad, Ah ]a pair of Aces.
DIAMONDL1FE wins $1,224 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Kings.


LOL let's play limited hold them!

scoot_scoot posts small blind [$15 USD].
DityDouble posts big blind [$30 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to scoot_scoot [ Ks Ah ]
clooch raises [$60 USD]
scoot_scoot raises [$75 USD]
DityDouble folds
clooch calls [$30 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 2d, 9h ]
scoot_scoot bets [$30 USD]
clooch calls [$30 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
scoot_scoot bets [$60 USD]
clooch calls [$60 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
scoot_scoot bets [$60 USD]
clooch raises [$120 USD]
scoot_scoot calls [$60 USD]
clooch shows [ Th, Kd ]two pairs, Kings and Tens.
scoot_scoot doesn't show [ Ks, Ah ]a pair of Kings.
clooch wins $629 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Kings and Tens.

[sjay2k]

plz note the two 25/50 hands

when i had 99- board Q544-A, AK wins
when i had AK- board Q544-9, 99 wins


eh none of these beats are especially bad, please disregard, just felt like venting.

[melioris]

one of the reasons I still only play $100NL is because i can't dissociate the monetary value from the chips. A run like that at those levels would put me beyond dog-kicking-tilt.

[Talking Poker]

When I run like this, I really hate poker. Ugh.

[MAYHEM45]

Graf pleaz.

[JDMcNugent7]

ya poker sucks this month.
i just ran soo bad at 15/30 deep, prob shoulda won 10k and ended up losing alot.

[Wes]

Yeah same for me and why I still play 2/4. Kind of embarrassing playing with a 500 buyin bankroll.

[JDMcNugent7]

how are u doing at 2/4, how much u win last month?
im just wondering bcuz once i start college i might play lower limits just for less stress and more guarenteed money, cuz i wont have nearly as much time for poker and i never play as well cuz at college theres 100 other things on my mind.

[Wes]

Had my biggest day ever at 14k this month, but am only up 20k over like 40k hands. Need to play more.

Also, stars hu tables are fucking ridiculously easy.