bad day
 

People making totally horrible calls and getting there:

Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qc Ac]
Hoggy1421 folds
MyPetTurtle raises to $35
Illbreakurlegs raises to $120
sonofchufty folds
porktom folds
MyPetTurtle raises to $965, and is all in
Illbreakurlegs calls $845
MyPetTurtle shows [Qc Ac]
Illbreakurlegs shows [Kc 9c]
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2h 2d]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2h 2d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2h 2d Kd] [Qh]
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Queens and Twos
Illbreakurlegs shows two pair, Kings and Twos
Illbreakurlegs wins the pot ($1,942) with two pair, Kings and Twos



Playing a 6 person $550 donkament, I should know better...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3227988802: $525 + $30 Sit & Go (Turbo) (24649733), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:02:01 ET - 2007/08/12
Seat 2: iceygrillz (2,228)
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle (6,772)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of 120
iceygrillz posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kc Jc]
MyPetTurtle raises to 6,772, and is all in
iceygrillz calls 1,988, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Kc Jc]
iceygrillz shows [7d Kd]
Uncalled bet of 4,544 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** FLOP *** [3s Qd 3c]
*** TURN *** [3s Qd 3c] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [3s Qd 3c 9d] [7c]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Threes
iceygrillz shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
iceygrillz wins the pot (4,456) with two pair, Sevens and Threes



Seat 2: iceygrillz (3,856)
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle (5,144)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of 120
iceygrillz posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As Td]
MyPetTurtle raises to 656
iceygrillz raises to 3,856, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls 3,200
iceygrillz shows [Jc Kh]
MyPetTurtle shows [As Td]
*** FLOP *** [5s 8s Th]
*** TURN *** [5s 8s Th] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [5s 8s Th Jh] [9h]
iceygrillz shows a pair of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Tens
iceygrillz wins the pot (7,712) with a pair of Jacks


Seat 2: iceygrillz (7,562)
Seat 5: MyPetTurtle (1,438)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of 150
iceygrillz posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [4h Qd]
MyPetTurtle raises to 1,438, and is all in
iceygrillz calls 1,138
MyPetTurtle shows [4h Qd]
iceygrillz shows [9s 7s]
*** FLOP *** [2h Ks 5s]
*** TURN *** [2h Ks 5s] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [2h Ks 5s 3h] [2s]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Twos
iceygrillz shows a flush, King high
iceygrillz wins the pot (2,876) with a flush, King high


Getting hit-n-run @10/20:

Full Tilt Poker Game #3226091981: Table Effort (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:52:45 ET - 2007/08/11
Seat 1: SENDIT16 ($1,928.75)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($2,089)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $10
SENDIT16 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Ad Qh]
MyPetTurtle raises to $60
SENDIT16 calls $40
*** FLOP *** [8c 7h Qs]
SENDIT16 checks
MyPetTurtle bets $110
SENDIT16 raises to $450
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle raises to $2,029, and is all in
SENDIT16 calls $1,418.75, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Ad Qh]
SENDIT16 shows [8h 8s]
Uncalled bet of $160.25 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** TURN *** [8c 7h Qs] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7h Qs Ts] [Kc]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Queens
SENDIT16 shows three of a kind, Eights
SENDIT16 wins the pot ($3,857) with three of a kind, Eights


Taking a short-stacked shot at a v weak 25/50 table:

Seat 7: scoot_scoot ( $1,525 USD )
scoot_scoot posts small blind [$25 USD].
ipla2mchpkr posts big blind [$50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to scoot_scoot [ Ks As ]
doombase folds.
sanuk247 folds.
RaTTaTTaTTaT folds.
enyoj raises [$175 USD]
slAlaton folds.
ndjuren folds.
TU95BEAR calls [$175 USD]
x_AK_47_x folds.
scoot_scoot is all-In.
ipla2mchpkr folds.
enyoj folds.
TU95BEAR calls [$1,350 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 5d, Qc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
scoot_scoot shows [ Ks, As ]a pair of Fours.
TU95BEAR shows [ 9d, 9c ]a full house, Nines full of Fours.
TU95BEAR wins $3,270 USD from the main pot with a full house, Nines full of Fours.


Okay let's get it in with Nines this time:

Seat 2: scoot_scoot ( $2,920 USD )
Seat 5: x_AK_47_x ( $4,800 USD )
Seat 9: cowlik ( $1,645 USD )
Seat 6: angelo118 ( $1,000 USD )
cowlik posts small blind [$25 USD].
slAlaton posts big blind [$50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to scoot_scoot [ 9s 9h ]
sanuk247 folds.
scoot_scoot raises [$150 USD]
OnkelBunkel folds.
enyoj folds.
angelo118 folds.
RaTTaTTaTTaT folds.
ipla2mchpkr folds.
cowlik folds.
slAlaton is all-In.
scoot_scoot calls [$900 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, 4c, 5h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
scoot_scoot shows [ 9s, 9h ]two pairs, Nines and Fours.
slAlaton shows [ Ad, Kh ]two pairs, Aces and Fours.
slAlaton wins $2,120 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Aces and Fours.


This sucks. Let's move down to grind back some $:

Dealt to scoot_scoot [ Ad Ah ]
din00111 folds.
djdee85 checks.
DIAMONDL1FE raises [$27 USD]
crazayDawg calls [$27 USD]
scoot_scoot raises [$77 USD]
xBORMANx folds.
djdee85 folds.
DIAMONDL1FE raises [$201 USD]
crazayDawg folds.
scoot_scoot is all-In.
DIAMONDL1FE calls [$366 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 5d, Kc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
DIAMONDL1FE shows [ Ks, Kh ]three of a kind, Kings.
scoot_scoot doesn't show [ Ad, Ah ]a pair of Aces.
DIAMONDL1FE wins $1,224 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Kings.


LOL let's play limited hold them!

scoot_scoot posts small blind [$15 USD].
DityDouble posts big blind [$30 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to scoot_scoot [ Ks Ah ]
clooch raises [$60 USD]
scoot_scoot raises [$75 USD]
DityDouble folds
clooch calls [$30 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 2d, 9h ]
scoot_scoot bets [$30 USD]
clooch calls [$30 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
scoot_scoot bets [$60 USD]
clooch calls [$60 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
scoot_scoot bets [$60 USD]
clooch raises [$120 USD]
scoot_scoot calls [$60 USD]
clooch shows [ Th, Kd ]two pairs, Kings and Tens.
scoot_scoot doesn't show [ Ks, Ah ]a pair of Kings.
clooch wins $629 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Kings and Tens.

plz note the two 25/50 hands

when i had 99- board Q544-A, AK wins
when i had AK- board Q544-9, 99 wins


eh none of these beats are especially bad, please disregard, just felt like venting.

one of the reasons I still only play $100NL is because i can't dissociate the monetary value from the chips. A run like that at those levels would put me beyond dog-kicking-tilt.

When I run like this, I really hate poker. Ugh.

Graf pleaz.

ya poker sucks this month.
i just ran soo bad at 15/30 deep, prob shoulda won 10k and ended up losing alot.

Yeah same for me and why I still play 2/4. Kind of embarrassing playing with a 500 buyin bankroll.

how are u doing at 2/4, how much u win last month?
im just wondering bcuz once i start college i might play lower limits just for less stress and more guarenteed money, cuz i wont have nearly as much time for poker and i never play as well cuz at college theres 100 other things on my mind.

Had my biggest day ever at 14k this month, but am only up 20k over like 40k hands. Need to play more.

Also, stars hu tables are fucking ridiculously easy.