Full Tilt bots at 1/2nl.

[sjay2k]

I hate NMDynasty so much. he's always chastising fish and plays such a lame boring style.

One hand I played against him was pretty cool. 5/10NL, MUCKEMSAYUHHH (v good lag) opens UTG to $35, I call on the button with QJss and NMDynasty calls from the SB. Effective stacks are about $1300.

Flop is Q-J-5 rainbow. NM checks, MUCKEM leads for $95, I raise to $269, NM check-raises to about $500, MUCKEM folds, chat goes something like this:

me: loool nm u r the worst
me: you have 55
me: nothing else
me: im folding QJ
me: if u show anything other than 55 i will pay u $55

I let my time run down (so he can uncheck auto-muck), I fold and he auto-mucks. He then starts abusing me in chat, saying what a horrible fold it was and challenging me to play more tables (we were already playing about 4 tables together).

The funny thing is, the next time we were in a hand, he bet the flop, I raised with my overpair, he shoved, I called and he had a flush draw.

I hate NM though because he must play a million hands per year and has made more money from poker than i ever will. Not sure he's even a winner in today's games, but his nit style would've been hugely successful in the old loose-passive games.

[sjay2k]

i would have grimmed him if he had actually shown anything else (but i mean cmon he had fives)

[Talking Poker]

That's one big fold, but against him, what else could it be? Maybe also QJ or even JJ knowing him, but that's it. There is no other hand he plays like that.