Wacky opponent -> Bad Beat -> Tilt -> $$$

[sjay2k]

HOW TO STACK SOMEONE FOUR TIMES IN THREE MINUTES:


Full Tilt Poker Game #1497086140: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:23:24 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($426)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($700.25)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
MrMatrix posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [5h 5d]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
MrMatrix calls $8
*** FLOP *** [8c 2s 5c]
MrMatrix checks
MyPetTurtle bets $24
MrMatrix calls $24
*** TURN *** [8c 2s 5c] [Qs]
MrMatrix checks
MyPetTurtle bets $64
MrMatrix raises to $220
MyPetTurtle raises to $664.25, and is all in
MrMatrix calls $170, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [5h 5d]
MrMatrix shows [Qd Kc]
Uncalled bet of $274.25 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** RIVER *** [8c 2s 5c Qs] [4h]
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Fives
MrMatrix shows a pair of Queens
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($851.50) with three of a kind, Fives
MrMatrix adds $400


Full Tilt Poker Game #1497093575: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:24:40 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($406)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,119.75)
MrMatrix posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As Qh]
MrMatrix raises to $12
MyPetTurtle calls $8
*** FLOP *** [5h Qs 4s]
MyPetTurtle checks
MrMatrix bets $24
MyPetTurtle raises to $68
MrMatrix raises to $228
MyPetTurtle raises to $708
MrMatrix calls $166, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [As Qh]
MrMatrix shows [8h Ah]
Uncalled bet of $314 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** TURN *** [5h Qs 4s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [5h Qs 4s 5d] [7s]
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Queens and Fives
MrMatrix shows a pair of Fives
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($811.50) with two pair, Queens and Fives
MrMatrix is sitting out



Full Tilt Poker Game #1497098001: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:25:25 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($400)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,525.25)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
MrMatrix posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qd Jd]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
MrMatrix calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Jc 2d 9h]
MrMatrix checks
MyPetTurtle bets $16
MrMatrix raises to $72
MyPetTurtle calls $56
*** TURN *** [Jc 2d 9h] [6s]
MrMatrix bets $168
MyPetTurtle raises to $1,441.25, and is all in
MrMatrix calls $148, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Qd Jd]
MrMatrix shows [8h Js]
Uncalled bet of $1,125.25 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** RIVER *** [Jc 2d 9h 6s] [Td]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Jacks
MrMatrix shows a pair of Jacks
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($799.50) with a pair of Jacks
MrMatrix is sitting out
MrMatrix adds $57.50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc 2d 9h 6s Td]
Seat 1: MrMatrix (big blind) showed [8h Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [Qd Jd] and won ($799.50) with a pair of Jacks


Full Tilt Poker Game #1497102768: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:26:14 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($59.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,922.75)
MrMatrix posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [5c 5s]
MrMatrix raises to $59.50, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $55.50
MrMatrix shows [9s Js]
MyPetTurtle shows [5c 5s]
MyPetTurtle: gg
*** FLOP *** [6d 3h 2s]
*** TURN *** [6d 3h 2s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 3h 2s 4c] [Qh]
MrMatrix shows Queen Jack high
MyPetTurtle shows a straight, Six high
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($118.50) with a straight, Six high
MrMatrix stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $119 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6d 3h 2s 4c Qh]
Seat 1: MrMatrix (small blind) showed [9s Js] and lost with Queen Jack high
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [5c 5s] and won ($118.50) with a straight, Six high

[eejit101]

holy crap.

he was either on a monster tilting session or just sucks, or both.

[PShabi]

[Robbr25]

Dude that is freakin great.
That guy was making some quality plays with nothin.

[sjay2k]

Omaha hi/lo fun:

wookie overlord: ship it
wookie overlord: i own u muthafkkr
[ i have 300 chips to his 2700 ]
wookie overlord: lmfao
wookie overlord: ownage
wookie overlord: ur my be-hatch
wookie overlord: ugly calling
wookie overlord: allu got is pure luck
wookie overlord: luck box
wookie overlord: no understanding
wookie overlord: u shud go find a slot macvhine
wookie overlord: gambling luck fool
MyPetTurtle: u should go find a rope
[ i win ]
MyPetTurtle: gg
wookie overlord: gg