Your best poker excuse

[PShabi]

In a nutshell.....

Don't have a computer at home. Play online at the office (yes, I know, major no no, it's okay in my line of work.) So, I play while working and when I'm down at the job.

However, I occasionally can't wait to play so I go back to the office after hours at night (I know, I know, get a life).

At this time, my wife is getting a little annoyed by this (she'd never leave me so don't take that into consideration).

What I'm asking for is a good excuse to get me outta the house tonight so I can come play poker. Can't tell the truth, because tomorrow night, I'm going to play poker and I need that excuse for then. So, what's your best lie?

Thinking about "doing some Christmas shopping early."