Losing tons of money to super donkies

[Zybomb]

I realize if everyone posted the bad beats they receive (on a daily basis) this section would have tons of threads. I try to keep mine limited. I didn't even include the time where some idiot pushed over top of my raise with A6 on a 356 board when I was holding 47 and runner runnered a full house.

Yea I mentioned when I flopped a set of Jacks on a J 8 6 board with two hearts and all the money got in against opponent with 86 and runner runnered quads! I mean thats pretty bad drawing to exactly perfect perfect 6's or perfect perfect 8's... but at least I couldn't really fault opponent for his play.

But Tonight I had two hands BACK TO BACK which cost me over $2100 and opponents play was so awful that I need to post....

HAND 1 $1120 in front of me

Raise to $40 from 3rd position, 6 callers and I call in the BB with 5 3. 8 to the flop $320 in the pot.

Flop comes A 5 5 .

SB and I check, PFR bets $300, folds around to me. I PUSH for $780 more (PFR will fold an ace in this spot exactly never). PFR looks at me and says you dont have a 5 you cant call a raise with a 5. I call. I nod my head and tell him I indeed have a 5.

So he calls with Ace what I wonder? No no no,.... WITH POCKET JACKS Um are you fuckin kidding me?

"SHIP IT" is all I hear as a jack hits the turn and he turns his jacks over. Followed by something about thats what I get for calling with a 5 preflop... yea thanx for the advice pal!

In disbelief at villians stupidity (um he didnt even mention the fact that a fucking ACE was on the board as well!), I rebuy in for $1000 and post my small blind. UTG straddles for $15, UTG +1 restraddles for $30, UTG+2 Rerestraddles for $60. The new UTG player (actually in 4th position) bumps it to $260, folds around to me and I pick up QQ in the SB. The pot is juicy and Im partially Tilted, so I just push $1000 in. Folds to original raiser who says "Im getting too good of a price" and calls with ATo. He doesnt show his hand right away, but when the flop comes A K x I know Im dead. After the river he turns his A T over and I shake my head in disbelief and disgust.

-$2180 tonight, and $185 into the minus now for the year