Losing tons of money to super donkies
 

I realize if everyone posted the bad beats they receive (on a daily basis) this section would have tons of threads. I try to keep mine limited. I didn't even include the time where some idiot pushed over top of my raise with A6 on a 356 board when I was holding 47 and runner runnered a full house.

Yea I mentioned when I flopped a set of Jacks on a J 8 6 board with two hearts and all the money got in against opponent with 86 and runner runnered quads! I mean thats pretty bad drawing to exactly perfect perfect 6's or perfect perfect 8's... but at least I couldn't really fault opponent for his play.

But Tonight I had two hands BACK TO BACK which cost me over $2100 and opponents play was so awful that I need to post....

HAND 1 $1120 in front of me

Raise to $40 from 3rd position, 6 callers and I call in the BB with 5:s: 3:s:. 8 to the flop $320 in the pot.

Flop comes A:h: 5:h: 5:c: .

SB and I check, PFR bets $300, folds around to me. I PUSH for $780 more (PFR will fold an ace in this spot exactly never). PFR looks at me and says you dont have a 5 you cant call a raise with a 5. I call. I nod my head and tell him I indeed have a 5.

So he calls with Ace what I wonder? No no no,.... WITH POCKET JACKS:eek: Um are you fuckin kidding me?

"SHIP IT" is all I hear as a jack hits the turn and he turns his jacks over. Followed by something about thats what I get for calling with a 5 preflop... yea thanx for the advice pal!

In disbelief at villians stupidity (um he didnt even mention the fact that a fucking ACE was on the board as well!), I rebuy in for $1000 and post my small blind. UTG straddles for $15, UTG +1 restraddles for $30, UTG+2 Rerestraddles for $60. The new UTG player (actually in 4th position) bumps it to $260, folds around to me and I pick up QQ in the SB. The pot is juicy and Im partially Tilted, so I just push $1000 in. Folds to original raiser who says "Im getting too good of a price" and calls with ATo. He doesnt show his hand right away, but when the flop comes A K x I know Im dead. After the river he turns his A:d: T:c: over and I shake my head in disbelief and disgust.

-$2180 tonight, and $185 into the minus now for the year :(

that is so sick man...

I wouldnt know how to react if that happened to me.

That is pure brilliance. You know, not to mention the Ace that beats him. And, of course, he has to condemn your play when he wins.

an i thought last nights bad beats of mine were bad... ill shut up. ul sir

Live poker is so rigged.

Those two hands made me forget about the other wonderful instance that happened last night

In a raise pot I have A:d: 6:d: on a Q:d: J:d: 5:c: flop. I fire $100 and receive two callers. The turn blanks and Im checked to again, I fire $300 (enough to put player 1 all in and 3/4ths of player twos remaining stack). They both call. A blank 4 comes on the river and it goes check check. Both players were on :d: flush draws as well, yet player one hit a 4 to go with his 7:d: 4:d:

These three combined hands may be the worst shit I've ever seen in a session