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Old 11-13-04, 03:16 AM
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Default Dear the World Poker Association

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Dear the World Poker Association

My name is Chubb and I feel that a two pair of Jacks and eights beats a two pair of kings and fives.

Now you may think I am just dribbling shit. However, in the scheme of things if we were talking about uni grades and you said to your mother "Yeh mum I got a distinction and a low pass (aka. Pair of fives)" she would tell you to lift your game sunshine. However, if I went to mum and said "Mum I got two credits this semester" she would cook you some pudding and tell you that you are consistent.

You now see me predicament, a higher average of cards should beat a card that is high with a very shit kicker.

Now I am saying to you’s that a point should be awarded to each card, and in the case of such discrepancies occurring at a future point in the future the highest total of points for the two pair should win.

And in the case where I lost tonight by King / Five two pair, there total would have equalled 18, whereas my jack / eight two pair would equal 19.

The current system is faulty and my ideas should be pondered for this great game of poker to remain healthy.

Yours sincerely,

Love Cookie.
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Old 11-13-04, 03:19 AM
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Holy crap... more incentive for the fish!

You mean if i'm holding KK and it's flops 2278J I lose to J6?

What are Aces? 1? 14?

What a mess :P


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Old 11-13-04, 03:20 AM
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Oppps, I meant you lose to j8??


sorry.
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Old 11-13-04, 04:09 AM
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i dont think this was meant to be serious, this is definatly the funniest venting of a bad beat i've read.
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Old 11-13-04, 04:25 AM
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LOL. Yes i though it was obvious enough that it was a joke. and blackcoffee you're same guy who wanted to fold pocket aces pre-flop, so your hypothetical is fairly moot for you isn't it?

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Old 11-13-04, 06:33 AM
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LOL, I hope that guys not serious.
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You can edit your posts here, you know, instead of double posting after each typo...
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