Dear the World Poker Association
 

I found this online....


Dear the World Poker Association

My name is Chubb and I feel that a two pair of Jacks and eights beats a two pair of kings and fives.

Now you may think I am just dribbling shit. However, in the scheme of things if we were talking about uni grades and you said to your mother "Yeh mum I got a distinction and a low pass (aka. Pair of fives)" she would tell you to lift your game sunshine. However, if I went to mum and said "Mum I got two credits this semester" she would cook you some pudding and tell you that you are consistent.

You now see me predicament, a higher average of cards should beat a card that is high with a very shit kicker.

Now I am saying to you’s that a point should be awarded to each card, and in the case of such discrepancies occurring at a future point in the future the highest total of points for the two pair should win.

And in the case where I lost tonight by King / Five two pair, there total would have equalled 18, whereas my jack / eight two pair would equal 19.

The current system is faulty and my ideas should be pondered for this great game of poker to remain healthy.

Yours sincerely,

Love Cookie.

Holy crap... more incentive for the fish!

You mean if i'm holding KK and it's flops 2278J I lose to J6?

What are Aces? 1? 14?

What a mess :P


BlackCoffee

Oppps, I meant you lose to j8??


sorry.

i dont think this was meant to be serious, this is definatly the funniest venting of a bad beat i've read.

LOL. Yes i though it was obvious enough that it was a joke. and blackcoffee you're same guy who wanted to fold pocket aces pre-flop, so your hypothetical is fairly moot for you isn't it?

:)

LOL, I hope that guys not serious.

I'm still folding pocket aces at the beginning of a huge tournament.
Especially if THESE rules take effect ;)

You can edit your posts here, you know, instead of double posting after each typo...