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01-18-09, 11:43 AM
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I'll start...
(50bb in preflop HU, kings vs my tens, i win the flip) Dealer: Hero wins $465.10 with Full House, Tens full of Fives Dealer: Villain sits out Villain: wtf thats trash Hero: wow Hero: bad beat Villain: bullsht youre terrible Hero: nah Villain: fck you clown dream chasing piece of sht |
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01-18-09, 01:02 PM
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You know you run good when you call KK vs TT a flip
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01-18-09, 11:43 PM
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I don't have the chat for this... I wish I did.
But a couple of days ago, some donk sat down with me for a HU SNG on FT. As I was SharkScoping his pathetic -24% or so ROI numbers, he starts GOING OFF in the chatbox because I was "keeping him waiting." It seriously hadn't even been 15 seconds, and I had been sitting at the table waiting for an opponent for at least 10 minutes. I LOL'd at him in the chat box. So the SNG starts and he says, "I'll teach you to disrespect me!" and proceeds to time down every single hand before acting. I thank him for giving me the extra time, and do the exact same thing - every hand, every street, every action. Meanwhile, I'm playing another match and surfing, so I really don't care. Sure, it's less hands which in theory lowers my edge against him, but I knew it would send him through the roof. This goes on for a while, with some great chat, and finally he tells me he will speed up if I apologize and promise to never keep him waiting again. I tell him I prefer this pace, so no thanks. I counter with my offer that I will speed up if he ships me $50. He laughs and I tell him the price just went up to $100. (This was for a $200 SNG, btw). Eventually he starts playing faster, and I only punished him for a few more hands and then played normally too. Then I beat him when he made some donkerrific play a few minutes later. It was awesome. |
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01-20-09, 12:47 AM
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I just had one now... when i lost (Wtf)
All in preflop HU Sng $100+$5 I show AA, he shows AK. Flop K K 2. Chat ensuing.... Villain - Thats how lucky i am nigga, every time i fuck your wife she cums like that (at least i figured its that from the ***) Me - Im just getting fat, every time i fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit. Villain - I hope you choke on your own vomit then get run over by a fckin Tank. Nice huh |
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01-29-09, 12:41 AM
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although not falling under the direction of this thread, I think this is in the same spirit. I hardly never write much in the chatbox, but tonight after a particularly nasty beat (lolmaha), I typed in without realizing genius of the statement
"I feel like Jan Michael Viincent when Airwolf got canceled" Of course the scandi-donks and pimple-faced americans had no idea what I was talking about, but I was laughing so hard that I timed out on every table, quit playing, got a beer and spent 20 minutes on wikipedia and youtube. Good times. |
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01-29-09, 05:06 PM
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Tilted hero imo.
Grabbed by NL Holdem $4(BB) Poker Stars SB ($400) BB ($552) UTG ($332) CO ($406) Hero ($518) Dealt to Hero J  A UTG calls $4, fold, Hero raises to $20, fold, fold, UTG calls $16, FLOP ($46) T  J JUTG bets $14, Hero raises to $28, UTG calls $14, TURN ($102) T JJ8UTG bets $24, Hero raises to $48, UTG calls $24, RIVER ($198) T JJ85UTG bets $54, Hero raises to $422, UTG calls $182, UTG shows 5 5(Flop 7.4%, Turn 4.5%) Hero shows J A(Flop 92.6%, Turn 95.5%) UTG wins $668 cpt.junuh: my heart is pounding mayhem45: good cuz your brain needs some oxygen
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