The TalkingPoker.com Forum  

Go Back   The TalkingPoker.com Forum > More things Poker > Beats and Brags
Register Blogs Arcade HH Converter Calendar

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-13-09, 01:31 PM
Zybomb's Avatar
Zybomb Zybomb is offline
TP Live Ring Specialist
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 6,607
Blog Entries: 7
Zybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default The worst bad beat I have ever seen in my life

5/10 NL

Im out of this hand

Player raises pre to $50 and gets two callers

Flop comes: KK2

PFR bets $125, first player folds, next player raises to $350

PFR debates a moment and then 3 bet shoves for $1200 and change. Other player snap calls

Turn: K

River: K

PFR announces "you win"

Callers looks like he's ready to strangle someone and responds "impossible"

PFR responds "no seriously..... 3 high" as he grabs his cards in a "im about to muck" fashion

Caller shakes his head and mutters some expletives before announcing "that's good"

PFR questioningly rolls 32 over and caller tables 22 before ripping them in half

Hole eeeeeeee shit
__________________
"Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents."
  #2  
Old 08-13-09, 03:26 PM
claudioxcore's Avatar
claudioxcore claudioxcore is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: May 2009
Location: Georgia
Posts: 933
Blog Entries: 2
claudioxcore has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsclaudioxcore has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsclaudioxcore has between 250 and 499 Rep Pointsclaudioxcore has between 250 and 499 Rep Points
Default

Oh my god.
__________________
"A patriot should always be ready to defend his country against his government"
-Edward Abbey

"Nolefan82 (1:00:14 AM): the way i run i could shoot myself in the head and survive"
  #3  
Old 08-13-09, 04:00 PM
Talking Poker's Avatar
Talking Poker Talking Poker is offline
Adminimus Maximus
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Florida Coast
Posts: 27,480
Talking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsTalking Poker has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

That's one hell of a hand.

Live poker is so rigged.
__________________

Got RakeBack?
27% at Full Tilt | 33% at Cake Poker | 30% at Carbon Poker
  #4  
Old 08-13-09, 04:03 PM
de-coder's Avatar
de-coder de-coder is offline
Talking Poker League Champion
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Toronto, On
Posts: 1,248
de-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Pointsde-coder has between 1000 and 1499 Rep Points
Default

caller should've kept his mouth shut and let him much his hand.
__________________

  #5  
Old 08-14-09, 09:05 AM
Spidey44's Avatar
Spidey44 Spidey44 is offline
Shark
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 936
Spidey44 has between 250 and 499 Rep PointsSpidey44 has between 250 and 499 Rep PointsSpidey44 has between 250 and 499 Rep PointsSpidey44 has between 250 and 499 Rep PointsSpidey44 has between 250 and 499 Rep Points
Default

Damn...lucky he didn't muck!
  #6  
Old 08-14-09, 11:34 AM
JDMcNugent7's Avatar
JDMcNugent7 JDMcNugent7 is offline
Cardinals FTW
 

Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,481
Blog Entries: 3
JDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep Points
Default

yeah, wtf.

also, that is hilarious

zy, are u one of those ppl that get all pissed about bad beats? I doubt you are but god that alone makes me hate live poker. People complaining and berating other guys for a damn bad beat.


I hit a flush with 57s after raising to $35 pf at 5/10, and dude I stacked talked for about 15 min about me raising with such a trash hand pf and how stupid and lucky i was lol. It's funny at first just cuz they have no idea what they're talking about and I jokingly gave him shit back, but after awhile and when they get actually pissed it's just annoying as hell
__________________
"Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret"
"Rome wasn't built in a day"
  #7  
Old 08-14-09, 02:27 PM
Zybomb's Avatar
Zybomb Zybomb is offline
TP Live Ring Specialist
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 6,607
Blog Entries: 7
Zybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

No, although an insane beat like this in a big pot would certainly rattle me a little... but in general I laugh at people like this (bold) all the time... this is usually found at low limit AC games....especially the 2/5 game where everyone thinks they are a pro "WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! IM PLAYING 2/5 INSTEAD OF 1/2 BC I EXPECT PEOPLE TO PLAY SMARTER! 75s!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! YOU DONKEY! YOU FISH! YOU MORON!"


I raised with 77 and this guy called out of the SB flop came AhJx6h he checks and made it real obvious that he hit, I check behind. Turn is a 7. LOL. He bets huge and I put him all in hes makes a speach about how he cant fold and then calls with AJ. River blanks. 2 OUTER?!?!?!?!? YOU HIT A 2 OUTER?!?!?!?!? LOL, sorry I should've folded the flop


All when I said the guy picked up his cards in a "im about to muck" motion, he wasnt actually throwing them in, he just picked them up and had them ready, like he was saying you win show your hand so i can muck and im getting ready to do so"
__________________
"Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents."
  #8  
Old 08-15-09, 03:04 PM
PShabi PShabi is offline
MC Adam Yauch
 

Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,947
PShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep PointsPShabi has between 2500 and 2999 Rep Points
Default

Whining about a beat is lame. Berating someone for that beat is SUPERLAME. But...how is this a "live" poker thing? Same shit online.
__________________
Get well soon, MCA!
  #9  
Old 08-15-09, 03:11 PM
Zybomb's Avatar
Zybomb Zybomb is offline
TP Live Ring Specialist
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 6,607
Blog Entries: 7
Zybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsZybomb has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

At the lower stakes worse online "this is rigged! fixed! setup!" etc lol
__________________
"Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents."
  #10  
Old 08-15-09, 08:50 PM
JDMcNugent7's Avatar
JDMcNugent7 JDMcNugent7 is offline
Cardinals FTW
 

Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,481
Blog Entries: 3
JDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep PointsJDMcNugent7 has between 1500 and 1999 Rep Points
Default

its one thing to read something in a chat box and just laugh.

It's a whole different thing to have a grown man so mad that ur "terrible lucky play" by raising 57s and hitting a flush talk for 15 minutes and start breathing all heavy and almost have a panic attack lol. I mean it's funny now, but so annoying at the table, the dude was freaking out, obv playing a little above his head with both $ and better players
__________________
"Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret"
"Rome wasn't built in a day"
  #11  
Old 08-16-09, 03:12 AM
Wes Wes is offline
Forum Addict
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 1,879
Blog Entries: 23
Wes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep PointsWes has between 3000 and 3499 Rep Points
Default

that is why you have an ipod
  #12  
Old 08-16-09, 08:53 AM
Kurn's Avatar
Kurn Kurn is offline
cha'DIch of the Poker Gods
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Warwick, RI
Posts: 3,584
Kurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep PointsKurn User has between 2000 and 2499 Rep Points
Default

__________________
"Animals die, friends die, and I shall die. But the one thing that will never die is the reputation I leave behind."

Old Norse adage
Closed Thread


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:20 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2004-2008 TalkingPoker.com