I can't tucking fake it!

PShabi · #1 06-01-06, 02:54 PM

I know most, if not all, of my NL play is on Stars, so I don't really have a comparison.

However, I must conclude, FUCKING RIVERSTARS SUCKS DICK! I would be lying if I thoughts weren't entering my head about this shit. I'm at the point where I just envision the card and it comes.

PokerStars Game #5119048171: Tournament #25730787, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/06/01 - 13:49:06 (ET)
Table '25730787 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: doudace (2275 in chips)
Seat 2: JDwest (1480 in chips)
Seat 3: unit34 (1455 in chips)
Seat 4: ful22233 (1450 in chips)
Seat 5: anton38 (1470 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: rexwood (1550 in chips)
Seat 7: wilkinz (865 in chips)
Seat 8: PShabi (1485 in chips)
Seat 9: AcePenguin (1470 in chips)
AcePenguin: posts small blind 15
doudace: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PShabi [Kh Ah]
JDwest: folds
unit34: folds
anton38 has returned
ful22233: raises 70 to 100
anton38: folds
rexwood: calls 100
wilkinz: folds
PShabi: raises 1385 to 1485 and is all-in
AcePenguin: folds
doudace: folds
ful22233: calls 1350 and is all-in
rexwood: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3s 6s]
*** TURN *** [Ad 3s 6s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3s 6s Td] [Qd]
ful22233 said, "eww"
ful22233 said, "come on"
ful22233 said, "ty"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ful22233: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
PShabi: shows [Kh Ah] (a pair of Aces)
ful22233 collected 3045 from pot
rexwood said, "ouch"
PShabi said, "you knew it was coming"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3045 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 3s 6s Td Qd]
Seat 1: doudace (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: JDwest folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: unit34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ful22233 showed [Qc Qh] and won (3045) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: anton38 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rexwood folded before Flop
Seat 7: wilkinz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: PShabi (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: AcePenguin (small blind) folded before Flop

bunny · #2 06-01-06, 03:10 PM

1. Close your eyes...

2. Envision your 2 cards only

3. Take a deep breath & count to 3

4. Open you eyes...

5. Good Luck 2 you!

JDMcNugent7 · #3 06-01-06, 03:33 PM

you lost a coinflip.

Talking Poker · #4 06-01-06, 03:42 PM

I was thinking the same thing. If this is a bad beat for pshabi.... damn... I wouldn't mind being pshabi for a while!

Reel Deal · #5 06-01-06, 03:50 PM

I spent last night on RiverStars enduring runner-runner crap... a mere coin flip loss would have been a breath of fresh air.

PShabi · #6 06-01-06, 03:58 PM

It was a coinflip preflop. I'm more complaining about the 2-out river. I think I was a favorite there. Both JD and TP can fuck right off anytime they want. Actually, even if they don't want to.

Then, of course, I open up another tourney right away, 10 minutes before an important meeting that I FORGOT ABOUT.

So, I got to sit out and bust 5th and just gave away $27.

LIFE TILT.

bunny · #7 06-01-06, 04:22 PM

Need a hug?

Reel Deal · #8 06-01-06, 04:45 PM

bunny · #9 06-01-06, 04:55 PM

I think he'd be better off with a 'BUD' in that case.

PShabi · #10 06-01-06, 04:58 PM

It gets 'em everytime.

de-coder · #11 06-01-06, 06:49 PM

I wasn't going to do this, but I can't help myself.

I don't normally read the bad beats, but I couldn't pass up this one with a title like that. I couldn't wait - AA vs. KK, AK vs KQ, QQ vs JTo - or my personal favourite - Ace high flush loses to bonzai full house on the river (you called on a 5% draw! Are you kidding me!) what could it be?

A coin flip! The title is right - I can't fucking take it any more either. Holy crap it's coin flip for pete's sake.

Pardon me for saying so, but you gave up the ability (and the right) to play a post flop game when you pushed all in - at that point, with 5 cards to come, it was coin flip.

Would you be this mad if the queen came out first and then an ace came out? - probably not, but the 2 situations are identical.

I'm kinda new here, but from what I've picked up so far I actually think you're pissed because you figure you could've gotten him off the queens if you hadn't pushed pre-flop - but I might be wrong...

PShabi · #12 06-01-06, 07:21 PM

No pardon. You're on the "Life Tilt, Fuck You" list with the other dipshits as of right now. Just ask them how their day has been going. I own KARMA.

I finally JUST NOW realized it was a coinflip. Thank you for pointing that out. But particular favorite feature at RIVERSTARS is the inevitable two-out river card to bust my ass, proceeded by the software quirk I know refer to as the "doom delay."

You all know what I'm talking about. When an opponent has got 4 outs or less with one card to come, and the software freezes, just for a split second. Enough time to give the layperson time to count their outs. Enough time to let me type:

Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q

in the chatbox right before the miracle queen hits.

I appreciate your input about the bad beat though. Maybe they should it add it to the sticky at the top of the bad beat forum. The one that I FUCKING WROTE!

de-coder · #13 06-01-06, 07:35 PM

I didn't know there was a sticky thread in here, but now I've read it and it's pretty funny.

PShabi · #14 06-01-06, 07:49 PM

Yeah, it's good for a laugh right around "Redbank's" first post!

redbank09 · #15 06-01-06, 07:53 PM

i didnt even read what my first post was but i bet it was funny. i suck at life i know. if life was a game of poker i would be 2 7o.

redbank09 · #16 06-01-06, 07:58 PM

ha, i went back to read that, i dont know what i was thinking then. i just started playing, funny thing is, i was probably better then. i promise im trying to improve my posts thats why i havent made alot lately.

johnp158 · #17 06-01-06, 08:16 PM

I really hate that play, btw. That early in the SNG, even a flat call would be better. Tight is right at the beginning of those things.

PShabi · #18 06-01-06, 08:46 PM

Wow. Thanks for making me feel better. Lighten up brother.

PShabi · #19 06-01-06, 08:48 PM

Turbo, but I hear ya. LIFE TILT.

redbank09 · #20 06-01-06, 08:52 PM

i wasnt being serious, just making light of the sitiuation.

bunny · #21 06-01-06, 08:56 PM

I'd give you a hug, but no one seems to appreciate them anymore.

eejit101 · #22 06-01-06, 10:12 PM

nah, hugs are over-rated. A blowjob..... theres a dilemma

Talking Poker · #23 06-01-06, 10:19 PM

Uh oh.... looks like Penguinfan hacked pshabi's account!!!

johnp158 · #24 06-02-06, 04:41 PM

I only scanned the post before I posted, so I kinda missed all the stuff about life tilt. Sorry. Realize you weren't looking for advice there.

I recognized it was a Turbo b/c of the buyin and b/c I recognized one of the names as a regular. I've been playing a lot of these lately. A few hundred under my belt right now with a 12%ish ROI. I might make a post about it pretty soon. Even in a turbo, I'm pretty sure that's not a move that you want to be in the habit of making. It's all read-dependent, but that's my general thought.

Good luck with the life tilt.