need to vent

[stormswa]

was in a tourney over on stars and was well into the money, about 65 people left and im 24th or so and started with 1208. Its funny though this really didnt piss me off like it used to.


PokerStars Tournament game, buy-in $3.00+0.30, Level XI $500/$1000 No Limit, 8 players
Hand History by

SB: T$29852
HERO (BB): T$23994
UTG: T$40470
UTG+1: T$15552
MP1: T$28540
MP2: T$13290
CO: T$9505
Button: T$5170

Players post T$100 ante
SB posts Small Blind T$500
HERO posts Big Blind T$1000

Pre-flop: A A (T$2300)
UTG folds
UTG+1 calls T$1000
MP1 raises to T$5000
MP2 folds
CO folds
Button raises to T$5070
SB folds
HERO calls T$4070
UTG+1 folds
MP1 calls T$70

Flop: 6 8 2 ($17510)
HERO checks
MP1 bets T$6000
HERO raises to T$18824
MP1 calls T$12824

Turn: 6 8 2 7 (T$55158)

River: 6 8 2 7 Q (T$55158)

MP1 shows Q Q
Button shows J J
MP1 wins T$55158 with three of a kind Queens

[Talking Poker]

So, have you figured out how much money you are going to donate to the League yet (it started this past week), or do I get to "point out" to you that you said you'd give money and haven't?

[stormswa]

I wash my hands to offering you or your site any money anymore since 90% of forum dont respect me why give them anything? Ive done things for forum before out of kindness of my heart, table mod, my backing agreement where I was giving backing free and now this and all you do is try to make me feel like crap so im done. GL to you in your league sir.

[Reel Deal]

Still not "back" I see...

[MAYHEM45]

How is this idiot not banned again?

[Talking Poker]

Oh, ok... so when you said this:

What you really meant was:

Gotcha.

You were right about that one thing though... I think that 90% figure is probably pretty accurate.

See you in a couple of weeks or however long this leaving forever lasts!

[stormswa]

give me week or so im trying to figure out a good way to make this happen.

[MAYHEM45]

Please deliver.

[stormswa]

im open to suggestions? the go crazy and call TP names route is overdone so need some other way

He might just read all this and do it but thats kinda boring to be honest, I say IP ban though.

[BlibbityBlabbity]

I'll give you $5 if you don't make a post for 1 week. If you can't resist posting here, you only get a nickel. Easiest five cents you ever made.

[bdawg31]

i guess this would be an example of a hi-jacked thread

[jillaj]

I would suggest scamming someone if you want to be banned. Being mentally unstable (you), doesn't get you banned. Being a compulsive liar (eejit), doesn't cut it either. The only people that get banned for good are the ones who scam people. That or you could just wise up and realize how big of a douche you are and not go where you are a running joke.

[PShabi]

Prescription refill please.

[Gordogg]

No refills. Much more entertaining without refills.

[Invigilator]

honestly, when a peson states that 90% of the people on the forum don't respect you, then why vent here? You can't possibly expect a sympathetic ear.

[New Guy]

Im in so make the # 91% What a tool!!!!

[Talking Poker]

Good advice at the end here. It amazes me how he keeps coming back over and over and over again, when like he said, 90% of the people here don't respect him - hell, even bunny (who likes EVERYONE) busts his chops for being such a fool. I guess some people just need attention, and to them, even negative attention is better than no attention.

About eejit: he was permanently banned... but you are partially right - I don't ban people because I don't like them or because they are douchebags. I will ban people if I think they are bad for the forum (ie, scammers). While SWA is a tool, I don't think anyone here takes him seriously at all, he's never stolen from anyone here (as best I can tell), and I know for a fact that a lot of people find his mental instability amusing. I am not one of them, believe it or not, but like I said, I'm not going to just ban someone because he is stupid. I mean, it's not his fault that he has the IQ of a 9 year old.... right?

Also, LOL at this:

[Talking Poker]

I think it's funny when people need to be banned in order to stop posting here. I mean, seriously, how little self control can someone have to NEED to be banned in order to stop going to a site and posting there??? LOL...

But, if that's what you NEED, Brian... I'll gladly honor your request. Just like last time ( and ), simply tell me how long you'd like to be banned for and I'll make it happen. We have the technology.

So... 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year - the choice is yours. I know you're going to want to throw a fit and ask to be banned permanently (again), but I don't really feel like going through (again) when you realize you are an idiot for the 15th time and beg to come back (again).... So the permaban is off the table. You'll just have to pick whatever amount of time you think it will take for you to learn how to stop coming here all by your lonesome - max of one year.

Personally, I think you should go for the one month, because it's not often that you go a full 6 months before realizing how big of a retard you are. But that's just my opinion... you do what you need to do.

So: 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year. Choose your poison, and once you do, please realize that I will be auto-deleting any emails you send me begging me to let you back, so choose wisely this time....

.....you fucking loser.

[Talking Poker]

Reading through the old threads I linked to above, I found this gem from nearly one year ago (I guess Brian's craziest side comes out around the Holidays).

Right after banning SWA:

LOL at my own year old joke.

[GTDawg]

Dude, he should just post a spam thread with links to some penis enlargement prescription drug that would increase said drug's google hit rate.

That'd get him banned faster than going through the trouble of scamming people. Winning a major tournament. Losing all the money. Scamming people again. Passing off a song as his own. Scamming people again. Then making mom jokes or some such.

[hc422709]

TP, why don't you put advertisements in the SPAM section to increase your revenue?

[Talking Poker]

I do advertise stuff I believe in (Poker Tracker links at the bottom of every page, rakeback threads for Full Tilt and Cake). I don't really want to clutter the place up with ads for crap though. When I come up with a good win-win deal, I post it.

[BlibbityBlabbity]

5cents shipped. GL

[Talking Poker]

LOL! I forgot about this.

Get your money's worth?

[BlibbityBlabbity]

Only 21 +/- hours shy of being rich he was...... we are irresistible around here.