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03-11-06, 12:12 AM
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Quite possibly my best chat box moment ever
Okay, I used to do this shit all the time, like everytime at 2/4 and below. It was fun, and I could tilt a player into playing back at me too much. This guy sucked. Anyway, enjoy:
note: I leave the hand #s in the chat so you get a sense for how long this was going on. LLUGNUTT: what a suckass table (right after he busted out) KckItRootDwn: says the guy w/ no money LLUGNUTT: are u blind or stupid #3712541128: Cleocat2 wins $95 from the main pot with two pairs, queens and tens. KckItRootDwn: well, that's a stupid question KckItRootDwn: if I was blind, how would I be reading this? #3712550349: Cleocat2 wins $31 LLUGNUTT: guess ur stupid KckItRootDwn: guess your not buying back in KckItRootDwn: need a loan? #3712555905: CBshack wins $17 KckItRootDwn: Western Union near you? LLUGNUTT: lol u cant aford my type of money #3712559015: CBshack wins $19 from the main pot with two pairs, fours and threes. KckItRootDwn: yeah, okay KckItRootDwn: next (hand is taking a while to play out) KckItRootDwn: When I say LLug KckItRootDwn: you say Nutt KckItRootDwn: LLUG! #3712563895: CBshack wins $38.50 LLUGNUTT: u just sit there and enjoy sucking one like the rest......it suits u KckItRootDwn: come on!!!! KckItRootDwn: holla back! Cleocat2: why don't you to get a room LLUGNUTT: u probably are KckItRootDwn: and you enjoy watching a poker game #3712571826: IThrowCash wins $53 from the main pot with high card ace. KckItRootDwn: cleo, why don't you spell "two" right #3712582196: Cleocat2 wins $7 LLUGNUTT: sometimes ignorance is amusing #3712585166: Cleocat2 wins $43.50 KckItRootDwn: yeah, it took you a while to come up with that KckItRootDwn: that's sad KckItRootDwn: broke and not funny KckItRootDwn: ;( KckItRootDwn: say bye bye lluggy LLUGNUTT: wondering why u call yourself a holla back girl #3712593147: CBshack wins $80 from the main pot with a pair of aces. KckItRootDwn: once again proving me right KckItRootDwn: not funny LLUGNUTT: u said it....swifty KckItRootDwn: you still there llug? KckItRootDwn: where's your loot homey? KckItRootDwn: where's the benjis? KckItRootDwn: the ducketts? #3712603007: allin8388 wins $98 from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks. KckItRootDwn: cash homey? #3712615056: allin8388 wins $98 from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and tens. #3712621288: CBshack wins $20 KckItRootDwn: hey llug, KckItRootDwn: shhhhhhh LLUGNUTT: sit there and lose KckItRootDwn: lol #3712624973: Cleocat2 wins $33.50 from the main pot with a pair of queens. LLUGNUTT: ur doing so well (Now, I've got this nifty program that autobuys me in to a table when ever I click on an open seat. It also works if you rebuy, but it rebuys you in for the default amount. So, essentially, by clicking on the "buy more chips" icon, my chips increase pretty much instantly by $250. So, I do this taking my $200 stack up to $1200, in chunks of $250, in about 5 seconds.) KckItRootDwn: what lugg? KckItRootDwn: did you say I was down 50 bucks at the 5/10 table #3712631269: IThrowCash wins $115 from the main pot with two pairs, queens and sixes. KckItRootDwn: while you're on the rail like a nancy? KckItRootDwn: oh, okay KckItRootDwn: thanks LLUGNUTT: lets play one on one for 10,000.00 KckItRootDwn: lmao KckItRootDwn: lmfao KckItRootDwn: listen, if you're serious LLUGNUTT: thought u would have to laugh KckItRootDwn: I'll get backed by Monday and it's on (This is actually true somewhat. I've got to share a personal story from last week. In a nutshell, I was telling a very wealthy, business savvy, acquaintance of mine about my poker playing side gig. Immediately he was asking if I could do more if I was getting some backing, lol!!) KckItRootDwn: seriously LLUGNUTT: now #3712641202: CBshack wins $38.50 LLUGNUTT: ur bragging about ur money.......lets go money LLUGNUTT: why wait till monday #3712651893: KckItRootDwn wins $78 from the main pot with three of a kind, sevens. KckItRootDwn: hold on mouthy (private table time, although I know what's going to happen.) LLUGNUTT: ur mother out of town LLUGNUTT: lets go money............. #3712659948: IThrowCash wins $45.50 LLUGNUTT: pick a table KckItRootDwn: find me at a private 10/20 table KckItRootDwn: pw is letsgo LLUGNUTT: ur dumbass wont load the dough KckItRootDwn: I've got 500 sitting in front of me #3712665642: Cleocat2 wins $68 from the main pot with a pair of aces. KckItRootDwn: and I guarantee you wont' sit with that KckItRootDwn: and if you do KckItRootDwn: it won't be there long LLUGNUTT: youve got all the money LLUGNUTT: right #3712673566: CBshack wins $38 from the main pot with high card ace with king kicker. KckItRootDwn: pathettic KckItRootDwn: pathetttttttttic LLUGNUTT: not enough ass to back up that mouth KckItRootDwn: dude, sit down with $500 right now at 10/20 or stfu LLUGNUTT: thats what I thought KckItRootDwn: end of story #3712678949: Cleocat2 wins $28.50 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and twos. KckItRootDwn: you couldn't even buy into .25/.50 with your account #3712687933: CBshack wins $43.50 #3712694531: CBshack wins $17 LLUGNUTT: ur bragging about all ur money.....put up KckItRootDwn: hello? LLUGNUTT: we will see who has what KckItRootDwn: mcfly? KckItRootDwn: the money is up KckItRootDwn: I'm at kckitrootdwns private 10/20 table KckItRootDwn: with 500 rotting in front of me #3712697716: KckItRootDwn wins $35.50 from the main pot with a pair of nines. LLUGNUTT: 10,000.00.......money, I thought u were bulletproof #3712705878: allin8388 wins $58 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace. KckItRootDwn: bye llug (the most classic part was Party booted him not 4secs after I said this for sitting too long w/ no money, lol.) #3712712497: IThrowCash wins $15 KckItRootDwn: that was fun KckItRootDwn: back to poker
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03-11-06, 12:25 AM
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Lol, No!!! Truth be told, I was multitabling and this table was absolutely dead for me. Nothing to work with, but it was full of donkeys.
I hadn't even been paying attention to any action. I assume he got sucked out on, but I just saw a dude with weak ass stats and no money saying "what a suckass table." I normally would've stopped after the first comment and played, but he wouldn't let me!
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03-11-06, 12:31 AM
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That chatbox has to deserve SOME sort of award, what does TP offer for somethin like that? That should be a new contest, go around and argue with donkeys, heh, i got nothin better to do!
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03-11-06, 12:55 AM
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Thanks for continuing to show the love RD. That's why I had to ask when you'd be in Miami. Immediately I thought, hmmm, what kind of trouble could I get into w/ RD if I drove 45 minutes south?
Would've done it too, but alas, I'll be in Vegas Baby!!! But let's not hijack the thread. 
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