What I hate the most...

[Talking Poker]

I could take my pick of a LOT of ridiculous beats over the past 2 days - from cash games and HU SNGs (that I was playing for a change of pace). No matter how good I get it in, fear not, the miracle is on its way.

But here is what I hate the most.... listening to my opponent bitch about how unlucky he is (in previous matches - not against me), when over and over and fucking over again he gets his money in HORRIBLY against me and hits his miracles. Over and over. I can seriously see how people think poker is rigged when they go through this shit.

These are all from ONE MATCH, mind you, and I didn't suckout ONCE. I did win a coinflip along the way - oh goody for fucking me.... just prolonging the inevitable and making sure to squeeze one more bullshit hand into the match.


Full Tilt Poker Game #4419504811: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (33510365), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:26:25 ET - 2007/12/07
Seat 1: Troll Pie (2,280)
Seat 2: Skandalouz 24-7 (720)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10
Skandalouz 24-7 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kh 9h]
Troll Pie raises to 60
Skandalouz 24-7 calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Kd 6h 2h]
Skandalouz 24-7 checks
Troll Pie bets 90
Skandalouz 24-7 raises to 660, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 570
Skandalouz 24-7 shows [6c Js]
Troll Pie shows [Kh 9h]
*** TURN *** [Kd 6h 2h] [Jc] <-- 4 outer.
*** RIVER *** [Kd 6h 2h Jc] [4s] <--No redraw (17 outs)
Skandalouz 24-7 shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
Skandalouz 24-7 wins the pot (1,440) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,440 | Rake 0
Board: [Kd 6h 2h Jc 4s]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Kh 9h] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Skandalouz 24-7 (big blind) showed [6c Js] and won (1,440) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes


Full Tilt Poker Game #4419546888: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (33510365), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:32:52 ET - 2007/12/07
Skandalouz 24-7: i took onew day off
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,915)
Seat 2: Skandalouz 24-7 (1,085)
Skandalouz 24-7 posts the small blind of 15
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kh Ac]
Skandalouz 24-7 has 15 seconds left to act
Skandalouz 24-7: i came back and was up about 500 today
Skandalouz 24-7: first loss set me off
Skandalouz 24-7 calls 15
Troll Pie raises to 90
Skandalouz 24-7 raises to 1,085, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 995
Skandalouz 24-7 shows [7h 5h]
Troll Pie shows [Kh Ac]
*** FLOP *** [7d 3h 3d]
*** TURN *** [7d 3h 3d] [9c]
Troll Pie: you'll hit this for sure
*** RIVER *** [7d 3h 3d 9c] [8d]
Skandalouz 24-7 shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
Troll Pie shows a pair of Threes
Troll Pie: see?
Skandalouz 24-7 wins the pot (2,170) with two pair, Sevens and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,170 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 3h 3d 9c 8d]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kh Ac] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: Skandalouz 24-7 (small blind) showed [7h 5h] and won (2,170) with two pair, Sevens and Threes


Full Tilt Poker Game #4419594866: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (33510365), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:40:19 ET - 2007/12/07
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,680)
Seat 2: Skandalouz 24-7 (1,320)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of 20
Skandalouz 24-7 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ad Kc]
Troll Pie raises to 120
Skandalouz 24-7 raises to 1,320, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 1,200
Skandalouz 24-7 shows [9s 9c]
Troll Pie shows [Ad Kc]
*** FLOP *** [3d As 7s]
*** TURN *** [3d As 7s] [Ac]
Troll Pie: here we go
*** RIVER *** [3d As 7s Ac] [9h] <-- As if I didn't see THIS coming!
Skandalouz 24-7 shows a full house, Nines full of Aces
Troll Pie shows three of a kind, Aces
Skandalouz 24-7 wins the pot (2,640) with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Troll Pie: hahahaha
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,640 | Rake 0
Board: [3d As 7s Ac 9h]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Ad Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: Skandalouz 24-7 (big blind) showed [9s 9c] and won (2,640) with a full house, Nines full of Aces


Whatever.