Empire Reload

[GeoffM]

Check your accounts. They are account specific so different bonuses will apply.

Party seems to be coming through with nice, reliable, consistent bonuses again. Never a bad thing IMO.

[GeoffM]

Bump, in case noone got this.

[Talking Poker]

So, they gave me $20 free. Rather than deposit and play for real, I've decided to have a little fun with my $20 and sit with all of it at a $25 table and see if I can turn it into anything. If not, no biggie, but I may as well fire it up and have a little fun while I'm catching up on the forum.

The reason I am making this post is because after THIS HAND (in my first orbit), I got hit with a bot check thingee.

***** Hand History for Game 4747989718 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, July 17, 13:22:19 ET 2006
Table Table 108134 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: p0k3rgirl ( $43.25 )
Seat 2: Oddl3r ( $7.31 )
Seat 3: greekdude333 ( $8.84 )
Seat 5: argoo_O ( $29.90 )
Seat 6: jackie198201 ( $44.18 )
Seat 4: Rogue_23 ( $20.10 )
p0k3rgirl posts small blind [$0.10].
Oddl3r posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue_23 [ 2s 7d ]
greekdude333 calls [$0.25].
Rogue_23 raises [$2].
argoo_O folds.
jackie198201 folds.
p0k3rgirl folds.
Oddl3r folds.
greekdude333 folds.
Rogue_23 shows [ 2s, 7d ] high card seven.
Rogue_23 wins $2.60 from the main pot with high card seven.

[Talking Poker]

LOL.... Gotta love how I ALMOST just PFRed to $12 out of habit. Whoops!

I think I need to play 200 hands to clear this. I wonder which will happen first (within the 200 hands):

1. Go Broke
2. Get to $50

Right now, the latter is a 3:2 favorite over the former.

If anyone is bored and feels like joining me for a bit, I'm Rogue_23. Remember, you can play along at Party too. Table 108134.

[Talking Poker]

According to my bonus details page, I STILL have 190 hands left to play, which is what it said when I figurst checked it 5 minutes ago. Anyone know how often this is updated? It can't be real time.

[Talking Poker]

Ok, which one of you tards is FonkeyDucker?

FonkeyDucker: Wow, how does that donkey Rogue have the most money at the table?
FonkeyDucker: err, close to it anyway
Rogue_23: Cause he's the best, yo.

Edit: I see he's from Vale.... *Searches memory bank* Boobie? Right?

[Robbie Robb]

Damn, I can't give rep to Boobie for this unless he fesses up to it in the thread!

[Talking Poker]

$55.53 and counting.

[Talking Poker]

And it is so him. He just told me the HAMMER I just showed didn't count because it was suited.

[Robbie Robb]

Yep, it's gotta be him. 'Fess up Boobie - there's some +rep in it for ya!

[Boobie Lover]

Yes, tis me who is FonkeyDucker on Party.

[Talking Poker]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.... Here is a "play" that I am not accustomed to seeing at the levels I usually play.

Read this carefully and see if you can put him on a hand, mmmmkay?


***** Hand History for Game 4748134926 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, July 17, 13:56:59 ET 2006
Table Table 108134 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: argoo_O ( $23.40 )
Seat 6: jackie198201 ( $44.89 )
Seat 4: Rogue_23 ( $53.78 )
Seat 2: Mel7609 ( $30.75 )
Seat 3: floebird ( $42.20 )
Seat 1: FonkeyDucker ( $25 )
Mel7609 posts small blind [$0.10].
Rogue_23 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue_23 [ Qd 9d ]
argoo_O calls [$0.25].
jackie198201 calls [$0.25].
FonkeyDucker folds.
Mel7609 calls [$0.15].
Rogue_23 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, Kd, Jc ]
Mel7609 checks.
Rogue_23 checks.
argoo_O checks.
jackie198201 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kc ]
Mel7609 checks.
Rogue_23 bets [$1].
argoo_O folds.
jackie198201 folds.
Mel7609 calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ 2h ]
Mel7609 bets [$0.25].
Rogue_23 raises [$2].
Mel7609 calls [$1.75].
Rogue_23 shows [ Qd, 9d ] a pair of kings.
Mel7609 shows [ 2d, Th ] two pairs, kings and twos.
Mel7609 wins $6.65 from the main pot with two pairs, kings and twos.

[Talking Poker]

I just doubled up that tool when he flopped a straight to my 2 pair. I should have just folded preflop, but I really wanted to see a flop against him (he reraised), since I knew I'd be able to bust him if I hit. Unfortunately, I didn't hit quite hard enough, I guess.

[Boobie Lover]

***** Hand History for Game 4748196728 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, July 17, 14:12:43 ET 2006
Table Table 108134 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: Mel7609 ( $54.50 )
Seat 4: Rogue_23 ( $23.53 )
Seat 5: argoo_O ( $35.85 )
Seat 6: jackie198201 ( $43.14 )
Seat 1: FonkeyDucker ( $27.70 )
Seat 3: saragins ( $19.60 )
Rogue_23 posts small blind [$0.10].
argoo_O posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to FonkeyDucker [ Jc Ks ]
jackie198201 folds.
FonkeyDucker raises [$1].
Mel7609 calls [$1].
saragins folds.
Rogue_23 calls [$0.90].
argoo_O folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, Kh, 5d ]
Rogue_23 checks.
FonkeyDucker bets [$2.50].
Mel7609 calls [$2.50].
Rogue_23 calls [$2.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
Rogue_23 checks.
FonkeyDucker checks.
Mel7609 bets [$6.69].
Rogue_23 raises [$13.38].
FonkeyDucker folds.
Mel7609 calls [$6.69].
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
Rogue_23: looks like i'm done
Rogue_23 is all-In [$6.65]
Mel7609 calls [$6.65].
Rogue_23 shows [ Ad, Qd ] a flush, ace high.
Mel7609 shows [ Qc, Tc ] two pairs, kings and tens.
Rogue_23 wins $48.31 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.



I was supposed to double up through that guy!

[Talking Poker]

Why do I keep trying to bluffing this idiot when I sense weakness???

If only I could catch a hand against him - but not a flopped two pair apparently.

FINALLY:

***** Hand History for Game 4748196728 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, July 17, 14:10:57 ET 2006
Table Table 108134 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: argoo_O ( $35.85 )
Seat 6: jackie198201 ( $43.14 )
Seat 4: Rogue_23 ( $23.53 )
Seat 2: Mel7609 ( $54.50 )
Seat 1: FonkeyDucker ( $27.70 )
Seat 3: saragins ( $19.60 )
Rogue_23 posts small blind [$0.10].
argoo_O posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue_23 [ Ad Qd ]
jackie198201 folds.
FonkeyDucker raises [$1].
Mel7609 calls [$1].
saragins folds.
Rogue_23 calls [$0.90].
argoo_O folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, Kh, 5d ]
Rogue_23 checks.
FonkeyDucker bets [$2.50].
Mel7609 calls [$2.50].
Rogue_23 calls [$2.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
Rogue_23 checks.
FonkeyDucker checks.
Mel7609 bets [$6.69].
Rogue_23 raises [$13.38].
FonkeyDucker folds.
Mel7609 calls [$6.69].
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
Rogue_23: looks like i'm done
Rogue_23 is all-In [$6.65]
Mel7609 calls [$6.65].
Rogue_23 shows [ Ad, Qd ] a flush, ace high.
Mel7609 shows [ Qc, Tc ] two pairs, kings and tens.
Rogue_23 wins $48.31 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.

[Talking Poker]

Hey - you could have stuck around! I almost smooth called his turn bet, but me thinks you would have still folded.

I seriously didn't realize there were players this bad on the internet. This gives me a whole new level of respect for the morons I usually play with. They would have a FIELD DAY with this guy.

[Boobie Lover]

I sucker TP into giving me his stack, err almost.

***** Hand History for Game 4748219086 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, July 17, 14:17:40 ET 2006
Table Table 108134 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: Mel7609 ( $29.32 )
Seat 4: Rogue_23 ( $52.96 )
Seat 5: argoo_O ( $35.15 )
Seat 6: jackie198201 ( $41.44 )
Seat 1: FonkeyDucker ( $24.75 )
Seat 3: saragins ( $19.25 )
FonkeyDucker posts small blind [$0.10].
Mel7609 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to FonkeyDucker [ 9h 7c ]
saragins calls [$0.25].
Rogue_23 calls [$0.25].
argoo_O calls [$0.25].
jackie198201 folds.
FonkeyDucker calls [$0.15].
Mel7609 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, 8s, 6c ]
FonkeyDucker checks.
Mel7609 checks.
saragins checks.
Rogue_23 bets [$1].
argoo_O folds.
FonkeyDucker calls [$1].
Mel7609 calls [$1].
saragins folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
FonkeyDucker bets [$3].
Mel7609 folds.
Rogue_23 raises [$8].
FonkeyDucker is all-In [$20.50]
Rogue_23 calls [$15.50].
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
Rogue_23 shows [ 5d, 5c ] a full house, Fives full of aces.
FonkeyDucker doesn't show [ 9h, 7c ] a straight, five to nine.
Rogue_23 wins $48.70 from the main pot with a full house, Fives full of aces.

[Talking Poker]

So THAT'S why they call you the FonkeyDucker!!!

Nice "catch" on the turn there, bud.

***** Hand History for Game 4748219086 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, July 17, 14:15:53 ET 2006
Table Table 108134 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: argoo_O ( $35.15 )
Seat 6: jackie198201 ( $41.44 )
Seat 4: Rogue_23 ( $52.96 )
Seat 2: Mel7609 ( $29.32 )
Seat 1: FonkeyDucker ( $24.75 )
Seat 3: saragins ( $19.25 )
FonkeyDucker posts small blind [$0.10].
Mel7609 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue_23 [ 5d 5c ]
saragins calls [$0.25].
Rogue_23 calls [$0.25].
argoo_O calls [$0.25].
jackie198201 folds.
FonkeyDucker calls [$0.15].
Mel7609 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, 8s, 6c ]
FonkeyDucker checks.
Mel7609 checks.
saragins checks.
Rogue_23 bets [$1].
argoo_O folds.
FonkeyDucker calls [$1].
Mel7609 calls [$1].
saragins folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
FonkeyDucker bets [$3].
Mel7609 folds.
Rogue_23 raises [$8].
FonkeyDucker is all-In [$20.50]
Rogue_23 calls [$15.50].
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
Rogue_23 shows [ 5d, 5c ] a full house, Fives full of aces.
FonkeyDucker doesn't show [ 9h, 7c ] a straight, five to nine.
Rogue_23 wins $48.70 from the main pot with a full

[Talking Poker]

Fixed your post.

[Talking Poker]

You know, I've been thinking.... It's just a damn shame you weren't sitting with the max there. That cost me a QUARTER!

Jerk.

[Boobie Lover]

Is flopping the nut straight now known as a gutshot also?

[Robbie Robb]

It is in TP's world

[bdawg31]

What is his 'catch' on the turn? All i see is you catching runner-runner to make a full house to beat his nut hand that he had after the flop.

[Talking Poker]

What in the hell???

Wow. No more making fun of RR for .

My bad.

[Talking Poker]

Now I'll be the first to admit that he didn't have a gutshot here (I didn't even look at the HH - justy glanced at the board at the time and remembered it VERY wrong), but you have to admit that I didn't catch "runner-runner."

Come on now. I had 7 clean outs on the flop and picked up 3 more on the turn. That's not how "runner-runner" works.

But yes, I am a moron for thinking he had a gutshot.