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04-05-07, 03:11 AM
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Strip Report: Sahara Casino MTT
I played the $62 Sahara MTT last night. It was a great story and Mayhem suggested I share it with the board. Problem is, I already typed it out once and I've got fucking CTS, it took so long. So, here's the story copy/pasted from our AIM discussion earlier today. Enjoy!
MAYHEMx45 (9:02:28 PM): sup sup? PShabi (9:03:12 PM): played that 11pm sahara tourney last night PShabi (9:03:16 PM): lol donkaments MAYHEMx45 (9:02:54 PM): lol PShabi (9:03:27 PM): 2nd / 91 PShabi (9:03:29 PM): $800 MAYHEMx45 (9:03:06 PM): niiiiiiiice PShabi (9:03:41 PM): 1st was 1800 though MAYHEMx45 (9:03:20 PM): whoa PShabi (9:04:03 PM): I had 80k chips when we got heads up and the blinds were 10k / 20k PShabi (9:04:08 PM): meh MAYHEMx45 (9:03:48 PM): lol MAYHEMx45 (9:03:57 PM): how much di he have? PShabi (9:04:31 PM): mmmmm, She, lol MAYHEMx45 (9:04:14 PM): lol PShabi (9:04:43 PM): lots and lots MAYHEMx45 (9:04:17 PM): u lost to a girl PShabi (9:05:02 PM): we both pushed eachother from the SB twice PShabi (9:05:12 PM): the 3rd time I did, I had KQ, she called with AJ PShabi (9:05:13 PM): gameover PShabi (9:05:30 PM): I made maybe one mistake all night PShabi (9:05:35 PM): I coulda been out 8th PShabi (9:05:47 PM): but dude, it was sooo fuckin funny PShabi (9:05:54 PM): a room full of TV donkeys PShabi (9:06:03 PM): they had no clue, but tried to use all the lingo and shit MAYHEMx45 (9:05:52 PM): thats why i cant stand live poker MAYHEMx45 (9:05:58 PM): stfu please assholes PShabi (9:06:32 PM): some of the worst plays I've ever seen PShabi (9:06:53 PM): People pushing with 6Xbb late and other people folding 1010 to that push from the blind with like 7xBB MAYHEMx45 (9:06:39 PM): lol PShabi (9:07:14 PM): I pushed like 6 times in a row from the CO and button PShabi (9:07:22 PM): and a dude in the blind laid down AQ to me MAYHEMx45 (9:07:02 PM): hahahahaha PShabi (9:07:29 PM): I showed AJ and he was like, damn, I put you on AK MAYHEMx45 (9:07:14 PM): was it on the bubble? PShabi (9:07:46 PM): like 11 left and 9 got paid PShabi (9:07:55 PM): but fuck, 9th was 88 bucks and it was 62 to buyin MAYHEMx45 (9:07:30 PM): lol, yeah there you go PShabi (9:08:06 PM): anyway, this shit was funny, I gotta tell you the story MAYHEMx45 (9:07:44 PM): dudes fold AA on the button PShabi (9:08:12 PM): you got a minute? MAYHEMx45 (9:07:48 PM): yep PShabi (9:08:41 PM): Okay, we're at two tables forever, and I'm sooo confident it wasn't even funny7 PShabi (9:08:51 PM): BTW, I'm drinking shots of JD allllllllllllllllllllll night PShabi (9:08:54 PM): fuckin hammered PShabi (9:09:15 PM): so we finally wittle it down to 11 players, and people's assholes are puckered up like you wouldn't believe PShabi (9:09:30 PM): short short stacks are folding non stop, getting down to 3,2, even 1 BB PShabi (9:09:45 PM): everyone's talking about "I can fold to the final table" and they have like 6M and shit PShabi (9:10:00 PM): nobody busted 4ever, but I'm stackin up pretty good PShabi (9:10:07 PM): cause I'm going for broke PShabi (9:10:10 PM): shoving like mad PShabi (9:10:40 PM): once we've been at 11 players a while, some dildo at the other table is like, "we can chop this up you know" PShabi (9:10:43 PM): WITH 11 PLAYERS! PShabi (9:10:55 PM): everyone agrees, except me PShabi (9:11:00 PM): I'm like, "no deals" MAYHEMx45 (9:10:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHA PShabi (9:11:05 PM): it was awesome and it gets better PShabi (9:11:13 PM): so we're still at 11 and it seems like 4ever PShabi (9:11:47 PM): Finally, some other dude (I'd say 14/20 of these idiots know eachother from playing there all the time) says, "Let's give 10 and 11 their money back" PShabi (9:11:56 PM): again everyone agrees and I say no PShabi (9:12:21 PM): 10 more minutes go by and the tournament director comes over and asks the table, "does everyone agree to pay 10 and 11 their money back." PShabi (9:12:25 PM): I say no again PShabi (9:13:08 PM): finally, some old old fucker comes over and is like, "look, I don't know how many tournaments you've played but if we just pay 10 and 11, it'll entice them to gamble and they'll bust quicker with nothing to lose." PShabi (9:13:27 PM): I'm like, "listen, if they're that hard up for 60 bucks, I'll pay them out of my pocket, but I ain't making a deal." PShabi (9:13:33 PM): now, everyone fucking hates me, PShabi (9:13:42 PM): they're talking shit at the other table loooking over at me PShabi (9:13:46 PM): I'm getting drunker and drunker PShabi (9:13:57 PM): we bust 1 and finally go FT PShabi (9:14:11 PM): they want to pay the bubble his money back, I say no cause I'm just fucking pissed now PShabi (9:14:17 PM): I'm thinking I'm not gettin out allive MAYHEMx45 (9:13:57 PM): lol PShabi (9:14:29 PM): bubble busts and the dude is furious PShabi (9:14:53 PM): two fags each gave him 30 bucks out of their pocket and they didn't even know him cause they felt bad PShabi (9:14:57 PM): wtf? PShabi (9:15:16 PM): so we're going on and on and there are about 8 left PShabi (9:15:37 PM): I lose a huge hand to the old guy with K high flush to Ace high flush and get crippled to like 5M PShabi (9:15:49 PM): there's about 30 railbirds from the room, recent bustees, etc PShabi (9:15:57 PM): THE CROWD ERUPTS WHEN HE BEATS ME, LOL PShabi (9:16:17 PM): the bubble guy starts talking about "karma's a bitch" and shit PShabi (9:16:27 PM): so I've got like 5 and it gets to me on the button PShabi (9:16:34 PM): this terrible old lady limped early with like 7M PShabi (9:16:45 PM): I got 66 and push PShabi (9:16:51 PM): BB is all in PShabi (9:17:03 PM): She starts laughing up front PShabi (9:17:11 PM): she's got like this thick mediterranean accent PShabi (9:17:26 PM): "I laaahve it, I laaaahve it give me more money" PShabi (9:17:29 PM): she flips up AA PShabi (9:17:46 PM): BB has one of my set outs with 86 and I'm drawing to the case 6 PShabi (9:18:01 PM): when she flips AA the crowd is cheering, laughing at me, etc PShabi (9:18:15 PM): Dealer throws out 5 diamonds and guess who is the only player who has one in his hand? MAYHEMx45 (9:18:15 PM): ship it PShabi (9:18:46 PM): Holla PShabi (9:18:49 PM): it was awesome PShabi (9:18:53 PM): the room deflated PShabi (9:19:08 PM): anyway, it gets down to me, the woman, and the grouchy ass old dude PShabi (9:19:17 PM): he starts talking deal PShabi (9:19:24 PM): he wants me to take 3rd place $$$ PShabi (9:19:25 PM): wtf? PShabi (9:19:33 PM): I'm guaranteeed 3rd place money you fucking idiot MAYHEMx45 (9:19:11 PM): hahahahahaha PShabi (9:19:48 PM): he's like, "well, your 3rd in chips" PShabi (9:19:59 PM): so we play a few hands and I get some from him and he's short PShabi (9:20:03 PM): I'm talking shit now PShabi (9:20:11 PM): finally, he busts and we're heads up PShabi (9:20:19 PM): he's talking about wanting to "body slam" someone and shit PShabi (9:20:25 PM): it was awesome PShabi (9:20:44 PM): then the rest is meh, cause the girl was stacked so heavy but she was clueless PShabi (9:20:59 PM): I took my 860, gave 60 to the dealers and smiled while everyone was pissed off PShabi (9:21:06 PM): it was like 5am and I was shitfaced PShabi (9:21:37 PM): and went down to MGM and played 1/2 against some Lagtards til 7am and donked away about 150 and then went home and slept from 730 to 1030 PShabi (9:21:41 PM): been hung all fucking day MAYHEMx45 (9:21:47 PM): lol MAYHEMx45 (9:21:51 PM): you take 3rd MAYHEMx45 (9:21:56 PM): thats the best part PShabi (9:22:26 PM): it was PShabi (9:22:29 PM): it was fucking retarded PShabi (9:22:45 PM): but you had to be there to appreciate the stupidness of everyone in the room
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04-05-07, 08:29 AM
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Lol, That is great. That would have been great to see, good job.
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04-05-07, 09:17 AM
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That was awesome, Rob and I really need to find time to get down to Vegas.
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04-05-07, 01:31 PM
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Nice story. Live poker owns! My buddy is in a tournament right now in AC and just texted me: "These players LOL - up to 30k at the first break."
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04-05-07, 04:09 PM
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LMAO... those diamonds with 66 must have been priceless
I also would have looked at the old man as if he were crazy when he offered me 3rd place money when there was only 3 left! lol
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04-05-07, 04:09 PM
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MAYHEMx45 (9:04:17 PM): u lost to a girl
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04-05-07, 11:00 PM
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lol nice story...
what a bunch of fucking pussies... they want to deal with 11 people left then want to give 11 and 10 their money back?!? If you are that hard up for $60 then you shouldnt be fucking playing in the tournament to begin with.
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04-07-07, 12:15 PM
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It would have been better if he offered LESS than third place money, based on a straight chip count.
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