Can someone recommend a good book for this dipshit?

[PShabi]

I was just looking at some hands that I saved from some shorthanded play and came across this one. Usually, I save hands that I question my play on, but I saved this one because it literally made me shit my pants. Okay, not literally, but literally in a figurative sort of way.

Maybe he's writing a book on how not to play poker and is testing his hypostheses?

Anyway, he's got AK in small blind and I've got J7 of hearts in the big blind.

boombap = shabi
rspain = worst player in history of poker


Texas Hold'em $3-$6 (real money), #970,289,774
Table Wheeling, 8 Jun 2005 12:36 AM ET



Seat 4: 2ndFiddle ($120 in chips)
Seat 6: Captain xxx ($358.50 in chips)
Seat 7: playtight16 ($576.50 in chips)
Seat 8: RSpain ($245 in chips)
Seat 9: _BoomBap_ ($176 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
RSpain posts blind ($1.50), _BoomBap_ posts blind ($3).

PRE-FLOP
2ndFiddle folds, Captain xxx calls $3, playtight16 folds, RSpain calls $1.50, _BoomBap_ checks.

FLOP [board cards KD,6D,AH ]
RSpain checks, _BoomBap_ checks, Captain xxx checks.

TURN [board cards KD,6D,AH,7C ]
RSpain checks, _BoomBap_ bets $6, Captain xxx folds, RSpain calls $6.

RIVER [board cards KD,6D,AH,7C,8S ]
RSpain checks, _BoomBap_ checks.

SHOWDOWN
RSpain shows [ AS,KC ]
_BoomBap_ mucks cards [ JH,7H ]
RSpain wins $20.

SUMMARY
Dealer: playtight16
Pot: $21, (including rake: $1)
2ndFiddle, loses $0
Captain xxx, loses $3
playtight16, loses $0
RSpain, bets $9, collects $20, net $11
_BoomBap_, loses $9

[junYUN]

lol big win

[Talking Poker]

That guy definies aggression.

Names sounded familiar, so I fired up my PT stats. I don't see him though.

[ChipFish]

I don't have him either.
Could be new?

[Talking Poker]

He probably won't be around long. Most of these players aren't.

[PShabi]

I just sat down to this guy's left at a 3/6 table. I've got 250 hands on him.

In 250 hands, he has NEVER, NOT ONCE, raised pre flop!!!!

His VP$IP is 76%!!!!!!!!!

Post flop aggression .35!!!!!!!!

[PShabi]

Look at this other dipshit leading into me every street!!!!!! And spain is right there with us!!
View Previous hand for this table.

Texas Hold'em $3-$6 (real money), #975,783,585
Table Venedig, 10 Jun 2005 12:02 AM ET



Seat 2: JuicerBoy ($44 in chips)
Seat 4: wahuu ($131 in chips)
Seat 8: angel deleon ($121.50 in chips)
Seat 9: RSpain ($153 in chips)
Seat 10: _BoomBap_ ($126 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
angel deleon posts blind ($1.50), RSpain posts blind ($3).

PRE-FLOP
_BoomBap_ bets $6, JuicerBoy folds, wahuu bets $9, angel deleon calls $7.50, RSpain calls $6, _BoomBap_ bets $6, wahuu calls $3, angel deleon calls $3, RSpain calls $3.

FLOP [board cards 7D,8D,8S ]
angel deleon bets $3, RSpain calls $3, _BoomBap_ bets $6, wahuu folds, angel deleon calls $3, RSpain calls $3.

TURN [board cards 7D,8D,8S,KD ]
angel deleon bets $6, RSpain calls $6, _BoomBap_ bets $12, angel deleon calls $6, RSpain calls $6.

RIVER [board cards 7D,8D,8S,KD,3C ]
angel deleon bets $6, RSpain calls $6, _BoomBap_ bets $12, angel deleon calls $6, RSpain calls $6.

SHOWDOWN
_BoomBap_ shows [ KS,KH ]
angel deleon mucks cards [ QD,JD ]
RSpain mucks cards [ 7S,AH ]
_BoomBap_ wins $136.



SUMMARY
Dealer: wahuu
Pot: $138, (including rake: $2)
JuicerBoy, loses $0
wahuu, loses $12
angel deleon, loses $42
RSpain, loses $42
_BoomBap_, bets $42, collects $136, net $94

[Talking Poker]

That's fantastic!

[junYUN]

lol A7

edit: first i didn't see the flush so i put 'wtf was QJ doing' now i see it

nice pull anyway, maybe i should move up to 3/6 just for this guy?