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Old 10-19-07, 04:15 PM
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Play along with the idiot luckbox...

$2/$2 NL, full ring, live. Loose table both preflop and post.

I'll give you the hands of the primary players involved:

UTG+2: KK
Button: 22
CO: QQ

Preflop action:
Five limp (including UTG+2) to the CO who raises to $12, Button calls, blinds fold, UTG+2 calls , two MP players call.

Flop: KT2

Checks around (including UTG+2) to the CO who makes it $20, Button raises to $60, folds to UTG+2 who raises all-in and has Button covered. CO folds, Button calls.

Button does not improve. Yippie fucking do.
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Old 10-20-07, 12:01 AM
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I'm running so bad right now... it's fucking getting old.

Through nearly the last 1,000 hands at Absolute my won $ at SD % is a lovely 39.2%. And it's not like I'm some lagtard that goes to showdown constantly. I'm a fucking nit!!! C'mon.

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Old 10-20-07, 12:07 AM
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dude, keep with the time.

AP is rigged!
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Old 10-20-07, 12:20 AM
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But I have one of the superaccounts... still can't win.
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Old 10-20-07, 12:36 AM
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Do you have the "river me" button? Those ROCK!
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Old 10-20-07, 12:57 AM
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its easy, call with anything the others dont have, bet when they miss!

for a lawyer for not all that i guess.
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Old 10-20-07, 01:53 AM
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They forgot to send me the user manual when they set me up with the account... Doh.
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Maybe you got to switch to your No Soup For You style.
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Old 10-20-07, 02:42 AM
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Fuckin' A!
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