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hey
fold he has a ace.
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Brian you are such a donk. Its an instafold, he has AA!!
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Nice catch.
In related news, I managed to turn a small profit playing some FL holdem at Will Hill this weekend
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This should ruin Kotkis's (from 2+2) PokerTracker HU stats.
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jd donk
dude cant believe you called that he could of had that!!!! must of had good read to make that call with that board JD.
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I'm asking seriously:
Is this supposed to be funny and I don't get it, or it is just poorly written and I don't get it, or was Brian too lazy to click on the attachment like usual and he's just spouting off nonsense? Or maybe some combination of the above....? Or maybe it's just more of this sort of useless post count inflating humor: Then again, maybe I just don't have the same sense of humor as everyone else, and you guys all doubled over with laughter when reading these posts. Somehow I doubt it, but you never know. P.S. Back on topic: nh, JD. |
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its called sarcasim to the obvious hand there tp. Seriously lighten up slick, by the way talkingpoker what a dumb handle for a forum, who let this guy become a member anyway? someone call admin ban this guy!! I mean I know I suck at poker but how could you think anything I said in this thread was serious? Last edited by BrianSwa; 12-11-06 at 05:02 PM. |
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What's the matter... you can't appreciate GOLD when you see it?
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And the jokes just keep getting worse.
How is that even possible?
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becuase
im special like that Lou after all this time you havent figured that out yet? waiting on your yea your special all right joke, dont disapoint me! |
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I have absolutely no idea. It's almost like he has a 6 year old pen writing for him, but then he edits the kid's jokes to dumb them down some more for us.
And no Brian, I didn't realize it was "sarcasim" - I think the problem is that you write so poorly, it's hard for me to put the words together to even make coherent sentences - let alone detect the tone you are using. I'm sure your "jokes" sounds great in your head and have you slapping your knees silly, but please just trust me when I tell you that they don't always (read: ever) come across the way you intend them to. Oh... and if they do... you must have taken a serious beating with the unfunny stick at some point in your childhood. Seriously man, you make eejit look funny. |
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just having fun, funny how though there are a group of people that respond negative when I post something I think would be funny and then the rest if they think it is funny great but if they dont well they dont care enough to post about it. Guess you are in that 1st group huh Mark? seriously though keep your negative shit to yourself it does no good, if you find it funny great but if you dont what is the point of responding to it, just seems pretty pointless to me. I mean I'am sure some things others have said here I have found not funny at all but why spoil their fun by saying dude that was lame? but your forum so do as you wish. before you sit there and type "i dont want to fight with you Brian" or "more drama from Brian". I'am not fighting wanted to express my point of view which I just did and now im done. |
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Is this sarcasm, or the best unintentional humor I've seen in a while? |
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Nice hand JD
I had this happen to me on BB at a Full 10 person table and got two people to put all their money in ($54 and $73[this guy had me covered]). I wish stuff like this would happen to me every day, makes poker much easier, lol.
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sweet flop. no wonder you won $100k
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No question about it.
And Brian, yeah, I guess eventually you push me to Group #1. I'm normally a Group #2 kind of guy (believe me, I think about 50 times more of your "funny" posts are not funny than I mention), but once in a while, I just can't take it any more and feel like I HAVE to say something. It would be like if you were walking around in front of a bunch of strangers (and hot women) with a toilet paper hanging out of the back of your shorts, a mustard stain on your chin, 3 boogers hanging out of your nose, and some toilet paper stuck to your foot. I may look at you and roll my eyes, and say nothing for a while... but when you go and change into your brand new shirt that says "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing up and eejit slaps a "Kick Me" sign on your back, well, at some point I feel the need to step in and tell you that you are embarrassing yourself. I do this because I care. P.S. Please don't get me wrong Brian. There ARE times when you post things that make me laugh. You know, like this: Oh my. |
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there you go again assuming because I act crazy on here sometimes that has something to do with my overall intellegence. You dont know me, you can judge me all you want and you can assume that because my grammar is bad and because I have had emotional times here in there for obvious reason it means im stupid. of course it would be way off base, I have always had above average IQ but thats not really what I was talking about when I made that statement. I was talking about people without common sense which I deal with every single day of my life. Again something I feel I have alot of, I was taught more out of school and feel like it was big waste of time and I dropped out as soon as I could. Soon as I did I moved to Florida so I could get on with my life. Got my GED and it was the most easy test I have ever taken. the GED for me was just as good to me as HSD, took the military test which I had to score higher on because of the GED and after test they asked me what I wanted to do? I asked what do you mean and he told me you scored high enough to do anything you want. If it wasnt for my physical where they found out I had asthma I would of been in Navy. Unfortantley or maybe fortantly I didnt go and ended up comming up here to join Southwest Airlines, took all their tests and now here Iam. so do me favor dont judge me unless you know me, I mean really know me, not what you know from some silly forum. Im done being nice to you and letting you make bonehead statements to me so if you continue to, expect me to come right back at you not sugarcoating anything. I was at a very emotional time last year and wasnt thinking straight, even though I'am still very emotional over Gavin, Iam thinking very straight now. Soooo therefore im done with the little witty things and all the BS, I have done good at ignoring it in the past but getting real old real fast. Last edited by BrianSwa; 12-11-06 at 08:54 PM. |
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Ok, to be fair, your random posts and wild leaps of emotion from point to point allow people to assume whatever they want to assume. Why? Because half the time you make no sense and the only assumption is that you don't know what or why you are babbling about anything.
From what I've seen, and from what has been presented when you go through the little cycle that you have...the repitition shows little if any growth from outside criticism and a very poor grasp of what other people are trying to explain. Also, what else would you like people to judge on an internet message board besides your grammEr and speeling? I worked on a sociological experiment concerning message boards a few years ago and this was one of the topics. How do people view you based on typing ability. And, it was very easy to see because it was the only thing available to them for judgement. You could be the smartest person in the world...but if you type in all lowercase or don't follow basic grammatical rules or post long rambling sentences with little or no meaning...guess what...people assume you're not the crispiest fry in the box. You also take things entirely too seriously. Like...wwaaaayyyy too seriously. So, to sum up, you set yourself up to be judged in this way by your actions. Like it or not, dems da breaks, son. Work to fix it or deal with it. FWIW, half the people in my circle of friends scored "the highest grade in recent memory" on the ASVAB test. "You can do anything ya want blah blah blah"...Stupid recruiters wouldn't leave us alone for months. I think they say that to everybody that remotely gets close to passing it.
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People judging their own intelligence reminds of me of how most people think they play so well at poker.
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If you can read and count, you are going to be in the military if you want.
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not sure
dont know what the initials stand for but it is a placement test you have to take before getting into the military. Ged and HSD have to score differently though, its pretty basic though. as for everyone pass's the test...no they dont at least not GED people. The military looks down on GED applicants, I guess maybe because they think of them as quiters or some BS like that. My brother in law had to take it a couple times if I remember correctly... he had GED. As for high school diploma people dont know maybe they let all them in. as for my image on the board, yea I got a bad image on here and I had an excuse but seems like no matter what I do cant live it down . Honestly I dont care what people think but Ill be damned if im just going to sit back and take it like some little bitch. Just dont expect me to bend over and take it! Last edited by BrianSwa; 12-12-06 at 12:16 AM. |
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It's a test the US military branches give people in high school. If you're not retarded (literally) they tell you that you can be a fighter pilot or an Army general and have movies and shit made about you in order to trick you into signing up.
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