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View Poll Results: What household item should I use to off my sorry ass self?
Aleve 1 5.26%
Butter knife 8 42.11%
Draino 1 5.26%
Rope 1 5.26%
Beer 8 42.11%
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Old 06-11-06, 09:42 PM
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Default What household item should I use to commit suicide?

You're limited to one choice.
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Old 06-11-06, 09:45 PM
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Beer....you might just end up happy when you die
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Old 06-11-06, 09:47 PM
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Beer. It's slow, but it's refreshing.
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Old 06-11-06, 09:49 PM
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Beer for the above reasons and if you drink enough you'll probably forget all about the stupid donkeys.
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Old 06-11-06, 09:57 PM
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Butter knife. Make you work for your death.
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Old 06-11-06, 09:58 PM
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Butter knife
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Old 06-11-06, 11:52 PM
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nah beer. Fill up a bath full, add a bit of kerosine. Chain yourself to the taps. Light a match, drink away while burning to death.
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Old 06-12-06, 12:00 AM
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Creative....+rep from me.....-rep from family when i use this myself
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Old 06-12-06, 12:19 AM
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WOOHOO, can some big gun +rep me soon please, i keep getting +reps from people with no power, and -reps from shabi
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Old 06-12-06, 12:20 AM
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lol if i had more +rep ude be good
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Old 06-12-06, 12:31 AM
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Dude, I havent' neg repped you in a while. I may for this one though.
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Old 06-12-06, 12:44 AM
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Butter knife. Fo sho. And post pics of the process please.... well, at least unntil it starts to get too bloody.
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Old 06-12-06, 02:01 AM
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How about an iron to the face?
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Old 06-12-06, 02:11 AM
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I picked butter knife, but using a spoon is clearly better.

Instead, why not keep stubbing your toe until you die? That would be a terrible death.
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Old 06-12-06, 02:19 AM
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dude just thinking about that is painful and siturbing. ur a sick man.
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Old 06-12-06, 03:07 AM
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Dead heat between beer and a butter knife. I may have a 2nd poll between the two frontrunners.
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Old 06-12-06, 07:42 AM
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Here ya go Pshabi



I think you would actually enjoy all of his site, if you haven't heard of him already:

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Old 06-12-06, 08:45 AM
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+rep for finding the best site in the universe
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Need any help with that ROPE?
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Old 06-12-06, 10:35 AM
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Please support PShabi .
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Old 06-12-06, 11:07 AM
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I think you should just sit down with a deck of cards and see how many it takes before you can slit your wrists.
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Old 06-12-06, 11:08 AM
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I thought about dental floss wrist-slitting.
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Old 06-12-06, 01:05 PM
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wrap yourself in cling film, leave some space for some air, sit at your compy, bluff away your entire bankroll before the air runs out.
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