I wonder why KK is one of my losingest starting hands this month...

Talking Poker · #1 02-05-07, 08:00 PM

Remember, I finished DOWN > $800 with AA after being dealt it 44 times last month. Looks like it might be KK's turn for the kick in the nuts this month.

I'm still having trouble deciding which of this idiot's four calls I like the best. I guess that would have to be his flop call. Good stuff.

FullTiltPoker Game #1738056205: Table Triest (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:17:15 ET - 2007/02/05
Seat 1: HORRIBLEPOSE ($635.30)
Seat 2: 81vetteshark ($1,354.30)
Seat 3: tango1x ($446.50)
Seat 4: moira12 ($400)
Seat 5: Troll Pie ($400)
Seat 6: a warm place ($398)
HORRIBLEPOSE posts the small blind of $2
81vetteshark posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kh Kd]
tango1x folds
moira12 folds
Troll Pie raises to $14
a warm place adds $2
a warm place folds
HORRIBLEPOSE folds
81vetteshark calls $10
*** FLOP *** [4h Js 9d]
81vetteshark checks
Troll Pie bets $22
81vetteshark calls $22
*** TURN *** [4h Js 9d] [8s]
81vetteshark checks
Troll Pie bets $62
81vetteshark calls $62
*** RIVER *** [4h Js 9d 8s] [8c]
81vetteshark checks
Troll Pie bets $142
81vetteshark calls $142
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Troll Pie shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
81vetteshark shows [3d 8d] (three of a kind, Eights)
81vetteshark wins the pot ($479) with three of a kind, Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $482 | Rake $3
Board: [4h Js 9d 8s 8c]
Seat 1: HORRIBLEPOSE (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 81vetteshark (big blind) showed [3d 8d] and won ($479) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: tango1x didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: moira12 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Troll Pie showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 6: a warm place (button) didn't bet (folded)

Nikita · #2 02-05-07, 08:37 PM

Ok he is bad. I thought I only saw play like this at the micro limits.

MAYHEM45 · #3 02-05-07, 08:42 PM

I love that guy.

JDMcNugent7 · #4 02-05-07, 08:47 PM

obviously he knows wut hes doin he has a 1.7k stack

Boobie Lover · #5 02-05-07, 08:52 PM

I haven't played on full tilt for a month, and I still thought I remembered this guy was a retard even before reading the hand. Thanks for reminding me and allowing me to join the waiting list for his table.

de-coder · #6 02-05-07, 09:55 PM

what do you do here if he raises you on the river? I'm kinda surprised he didn't... 83 - he must be psychic...

Reel Deal · #7 02-05-07, 11:00 PM

This joker is playing a 2/4 six-max table at Tilt right now... of course he's up over 2 buy-ins.

Talking Poker · #8 02-05-07, 11:50 PM

Bingo.

Seriously, this is a very "special boy" right here. I especially like when he calls other people morons when his 92 cracks their AQ after flopping trips, etc...

His numbers from today when I was at his table:
85% VPIP
31% PFR
41% WtSD
Up $521

Good stuff.

Talking Poker · #9 02-05-07, 11:55 PM

He's actually sitting in the same seat of the same table as he was earlier today.... and he's down to $500 now too.

Correction - $900. AA vs TT.
Edit: Mayhem had the TT!
I knew that name looked familiar!

I'm #1 on the list.

Talking Poker · #10 02-05-07, 11:59 PM

I'm in. Let's roll.

MAYHEM45 · #11 02-06-07, 12:06 AM

Tag team that ass. That TT hand was dumb, he had just lost KK to AA, figured he was tilting.

Boobie Lover · #12 02-06-07, 12:17 AM

Here's a hand I played against him earlier today. Of course, I have KK.

FullTiltPoker Game #1739296875: Table Triest (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:21:08 ET - 2007/02/05
Seat 1: dogrib ($602.70), is sitting out
Seat 2: 81vetteshark ($723.20)
Seat 3: tango1x ($503.50), is sitting out
Seat 4: aixelsyd ta lol ($400)
Seat 5: eff_congress ($561.10)
Seat 6: Anderzone ($400)
aixelsyd ta lol posts the small blind of $2
eff_congress posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aixelsyd ta lol [Kc Kh]
81vetteshark calls $4
aixelsyd ta lol raises to $18
eff_congress folds
81vetteshark calls $14
*** FLOP *** [Qs Th 3c]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $30
81vetteshark calls $30
*** TURN *** [Qs Th 3c] [9h]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $100
81vetteshark calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Qs Th 3c 9h] [5d]
aixelsyd ta lol bets $252, and is all in
81vetteshark calls $252
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aixelsyd ta lol shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
81vetteshark shows [Qh Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
81vetteshark wins the pot ($803) with three of a kind, Queens
aixelsyd ta lol is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $804 | Rake $1
Board: [Qs Th 3c 9h 5d]
Seat 1: dogrib is sitting out
Seat 2: 81vetteshark (button) showed [Qh Qc] and won ($803) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: tango1x is sitting out
Seat 4: aixelsyd ta lol (small blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: eff_congress (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Anderzone is sitting out

Talking Poker · #13 02-06-07, 12:17 AM

I am the worst poker player ever.

Nice of me to give you some chips, at least, and not ship them all to Mr. Moron.

MAYHEM45 · #14 02-06-07, 12:18 AM

I had KK.

Talking Poker · #15 02-06-07, 12:19 AM

Man... that line of his sure looks familiar.

Must be nice to hit everything like that.

Talking Poker · #16 02-06-07, 12:20 AM

I figured. Was hoping you had AK.

de-coder · #17 02-06-07, 12:21 AM

I'm watching, but I don't have an account so I can't say anything. Take his ass!

de-coder · #18 02-06-07, 12:51 AM

nice pot TP - good luck.

Talking Poker · #19 02-06-07, 01:01 AM

I have observer chat off anyway. And he just left and the game immediately broke up.

Thanks though.

Reel Deal · #20 02-06-07, 01:03 AM

Why'd he leave? May pissed him off?

MAYHEM45 · #21 02-06-07, 01:10 AM

He HATES me for some reason.

MAYHEM45 · #22 02-06-07, 01:46 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #1742770132: Table Cranwood (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:36:20 ET - 2007/02/06
Seat 1: 81vetteshark ($292.50)
Seat 2: DrunkPPlaya ($771)
Seat 3: fghtffyrdmns ($400)
Seat 4: wuleq ($870.90)
Seat 5: metspoe ($448.50)
Seat 6: bigdig9999 ($307.20)
DrunkPPlaya posts the small blind of $2
fghtffyrdmns posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fghtffyrdmns [8c 9c]
wuleq folds
metspoe folds
bigdig9999 calls $4
81vetteshark raises to $8
DrunkPPlaya folds
fghtffyrdmns calls $4
bigdig9999 calls $4
*** FLOP *** [3c Qc 8h]
fghtffyrdmns checks
bigdig9999 checks
81vetteshark bets $4
fghtffyrdmns calls $4
bigdig9999 folds
*** TURN *** [3c Qc 8h] [9h]
fghtffyrdmns checks
81vetteshark bets $12
fghtffyrdmns raises to $48
81vetteshark calls $36
*** RIVER *** [3c Qc 8h 9h] [4s]
fghtffyrdmns bets $104
81vetteshark calls $104
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fghtffyrdmns shows [8c 9c] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
81vetteshark shows [Qd Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
81vetteshark wins the pot ($335) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $338 | Rake $3
Board: [3c Qc 8h 9h 4s]
Seat 1: 81vetteshark (button) showed [Qd Qh] and won ($335) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: DrunkPPlaya (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: fghtffyrdmns (big blind) showed [8c 9c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 4: wuleq didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: metspoe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: bigdig9999 folded on the Flop

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Talking Poker · #23 02-06-07, 02:12 PM

He obv put you on TJ.

Don't you just love his min raise/call all the way down no matter what line?

I have to admit, it's hard to put that guy on a hand.

MAYHEM45 · #24 02-06-07, 02:14 PM

Waiting list 6 players deep, lol.

Talking Poker · #25 02-06-07, 02:19 PM

Gee, I wonder why.

After he busts, watch that list disappear and the game break up. I always get a kick out of that. It amazes me that these tards don't notice what's going on around them, but I guess they don't.