Beat:Home game assholes

[Fildy]

So I decided to go play a home game. Stupid mistake.
First game goes off without a hitch. Second game this brother in law of one of the guys hops in.

First hand table folds around to him and I in the blinds.
He limps I check with Js6s.
Flop comes 6ATs and goes check check. Turn Ks and villain min bets. I just call.
River is J and he bets min again. I call just to see what he had. We start with 150bb so it doesn't really cost much at all.

Villain says "six" and shows a six so I table two pair thinking its good, then he says "and the straight" and shows a queen.

I figured, hey its a friendly home game maybe it was a mistake, whatever.

Much later in the tourney.
Three limpers. Players had talked like 20 minutes earlier how tight I was and I still hadn't played a hand, so I make it 6x otb with 75dd. Villain calls from BB.
Everyone else folds.
Flop comes 7c5hTh villain checks I ship. I had like 1bb more than pot which was like 15bb by this point. Villain tanks for like 5 minutes and tables 77.
The whole table looks at him like "wtf" and he starts laughing. I let him know he was a douchehat and left. Won't be playing with him any more.

[claudioxcore]

If this was me...

Beat: I got slowrolled twice.

Brag: I beat the shit outta him, and fucked his girlfriend.

[Fildy]

His girlfriend was a nasty stripper, so not with a ten foot pole and your dick.

[claudioxcore]

I'm not picky.

I can put on two condoms.

[Kurn]

I grind 9-man sngs.

Looking to convert to 6-max cash soon.

Make sure you prep well for the transition. 9 man SNGs are as much like 6 max cash as golf is like hockey.

[Fildy]

tommy is to poker what happy gilmore was to golf and hockey

[Kurn]

So you're saying he's a fictional character?

[claudioxcore]

Hahaha I've studied 6-max cash alot of the last year, just didn't have a bankroll to grind it comfortably.

And I am Happy Gilmore, true story.